HOLY MORB!!!!!!!
This is morbin' insane! Morbius just took over the government of the United Kingdom! A whole sovereign nation just got morbed!
That's right, from now on, it's Her Morbjesty's Government - and you better not forget it. Seriously, look at the face of Her Morbjesty! That's a face that says "It's Morbin' time." (Don't forget to pay your respects to her morbtrait every morbning.)
Even though Morbius is all powerful, he's not a die hard morbnarchist, so he morbed a few other key players too. Come meet you new prime morbnister: Morbis Johnson!
That's a nice haircut! But Morbius didn't stop there. He decided to morb a few ex-officials too. Which brings us to the topic of Theresa Morb!
Last but not least, someone who was basically already a vampire got morbed: Morbgaret Thatcher.
Those miners are really gonna get Morbed now!
Everything is gonna be great now that Morbius is in charge. In the near future, you can look forwards to the Morbius act (every day will be Morbin' time), the continuation of the Morbis Bike program, and the eventual morbing of the whole European Union. Just remember, if you play Cookie's drinking game, the most morbed thing of all is gonna be your liver!