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Tournament Low Effort AGPL V Commencement Thread

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mashing27500
pdt23500
taxfraud17000
byulharang17000
trade14000
temp13500
staxi13000
inder12500
polt12000
frito11000
avarice11000
royal160410500
thimo10500
nineveh10500
taka10000
rhmsitb10000
mitana10000
ainzcrad9000
wrathoftheleopard9000
ransei8000
corvere8000
aerobee7500
quantumtesseract7500
synoptic7500
shivam32997000
zesty437000
k3ppr7000
dockiva7000
maroon7000
tuthur6500
hunterstorm6500
ballfire6000
mtb6000
sasha6000
clean5000
masterchief5000
future4500
lbn4500
opnoob5984000
durzaofftopic4000
kingofou4000
mrbossaru3500
nael2223000
onelastkiss3000
adem3000
adhiraj82023000
alpha10133000
june3000
memedose463000
sylveonusedcalmmind3000
geniusfromhoenn3000
swaggod3000
jb2913000
hunternoooob3000
mocc!
 
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Catalystic17000
TaxFraud17000
pdt16000
Trade15500
Mashing15500
PurpleGatorade15000
Royal160415000
Inder14000
polt14000
Nineveh13000
Frito12500
Staxi11000
avarice10500
Thiago Nunes10000
Dockiva9500
Ballfire9500
HunterStorm9500
Thimo8500
Taka8500
Quantum Tesseract8000
Zesty438000
Rhmsitb6500
temp6000
Shivam32995500
Fragments5500
Master Chief5000
Nael2225000
LBN5000
frostyicelad5000
WrathoftheLeopard4500
Adem4000
corvere4000
Ransei4000
Alpha10133500
Dj Breloominati3500
clean3500
aerobee3500
Pokenerddude3000
RL3000
ZowwyCafe3000
Bahamut3000
rahul_33013000
Mr.Bossaru3000
Ainzcrad3000
Opnoob 5983000
Jhnfui3000
Adhiraj82023000
AIsang3000
K3ppr3000
maroon3000
Z Strats3000
sasha3000
mitana3000
One Last Kiss3000
 
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Catalystic17000
TaxFraud17000
pdt16000
Trade15500
Mashing15500
PurpleGatorade15000
Royal160415000
Inder14000
polt14000
Nineveh13000
Frito12500
Staxi11000
avarice10500
Thiago Nunes10000
Dockiva9500
Ballfire9500
HunterStorm9500
Thimo8500
Taka8500
Quantum Tesseract8000
Zesty438000
Rhmsitb6500
temp6000
Shivam32995500
Fragments5500
Master Chief5000
Nael2225000
LBN5000
frostyicelad5000
WrathoftheLeopard4500
Adem4000
corvere4000
Ransei4000
Alpha10133500
Dj Breloominati3500
clean3500
aerobee3500
Pokenerddude3000
RL3000
ZowwyCafe3000
Bahamut3000
rahul_33013000
Mr.Bossaru3000
Ainzcrad3000
Opnoob 5983000
Jhnfui3000
Adhiraj82023000
AIsang3000
K3ppr3000
maroon3000
Z Strats3000
sasha3000
mitana3000
One Last Kiss3000
Not sure why I'm at the top of this list haven't played mons in 4 years you must be confusing me with aesf
 
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SoulWind23500
default020000
pdt17000
TaxFraud16000
Catalystic15500
Mashing15000
polt14000
LoSconosciuto13000
Nineveh12000
Inder11000
Taka11000
PurpleGatorade10500
The Strap10000
mitana9500
Royal16049000
Synoptic9000
Staxi9000
chloe9000
TMM8500
Nael2228500
hayedenn8500
Ainzcrad8000
avarice8000
Thimo8000
Dockiva5000
LBN4500
Ransei4000
corvere4000
Alpha10134000
Frito3500
Adem3500
Trade3500
SpaceSpeakers3000
aerobee3000
Bahamut3000
byulharang3000
Rhmsitb3000
Future king of ou3000
temp3000
PrimalKyogre5553000
Zesty433000
Thiago Nunes3000
June3000
Sylveon used calm mind3000
K3ppr3000
Ballfire3000
HunterStorm3000
DurzaOffTopic3000
ToasterBoi4203000
Opnoob 5983000
Mr.Bossaru3000
Frozoid3000
Oogabooga253000
RL3000
clean3000

MOCK 3
 
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final mock, we decided to not self buy or retain anyone (except Mc who retained himself for 10k)

Crooked Crobats
guard25500
default020500
Dockiva11000
HunterStorm7500
farceofthedeath6500
Frozoid5500
clean5500
Ballfire5000
June3000


Lions Den
fc25000
lotiasite25000
entrocefalo20000
Ainzcrad9000
Drud5500
ringlord3500
Flamee3000
DJ Phoenix da Poet3000
TMM3000
mitana3000


Spheal Ordeal
baconeatinassassin33500
pdt22000
chloe13000
Mashing9000
One Last Kiss4500
byulharang4500
Adem4500
Taka3000
Sylveon used calm mind3000
Future king of ou3000


Dave's Dialgas
icemaster29500
PurpleGatorade13000
Inder11000
Thimo10000
Staxi10000
polt8000
Royal16047000
Rhmsitb4000
Agcl2 Ragib3000
AIsang3000


Ivory Impalers
SoulWind25000
TaxFraud18000
Trade17500
Catalystic13500
geysers7500
Frito5000
Quantum Tesseract4500
LBN3000
Nael2223000
aerobee3000


Zealous Zacians
tier21500
will19000
Nineveh9500
mz9500
andyboy7500
Thiago Nunes7500
The Strap7500
avarice7000
WrathoftheLeopard5000
Tuthur3000
Z Strats3000

baconeatinassassin33500
icemaster29500
guard25500
fc25000
lotiasite25000
SoulWind25000
pdt22000
tier21500
default020500
entrocefalo20000
will19000
TaxFraud18000
Trade17500
Catalystic13500
chloe13000
PurpleGatorade13000
Dockiva11000
Inder11000
Thimo10000
Staxi10000
Nineveh9500
mz9500
Ainzcrad9000
Mashing9000
polt8000
HunterStorm7500
geysers7500
andyboy7500
Thiago Nunes7500
The Strap7500
Royal16047000
avarice7000
farceofthedeath6500
Frozoid5500
clean5500
Drud5500
Ballfire5000
Frito5000
WrathoftheLeopard5000
One Last Kiss4500
byulharang4500
Adem4500
Quantum Tesseract4500
Rhmsitb4000
ringlord3500
June3000
Flamee3000
DJ Phoenix da Poet3000
TMM3000
mitana3000
Taka3000
Sylveon used calm mind3000
Future king of ou3000
Agcl2 Ragib3000
AIsang3000
LBN3000
Nael2223000
aerobee3000
Tuthur3000
Z Strats3000
 
AGPL 2023 Power Rankings by Team Name:

6. Dave’s Dialgas
Who is Dave? Why does he have multiple Dialgas? Is that even canon? I don’t get this name. There’s probably context I just don’t have that could potentially move this up the list but as of now I just don’t get it and view this as a very poor name.

5. Lion’s Den
The worst repeat team name of the year, and I don’t get this either. This has nothing to do with Pokémon, unless the lion is supposed to be NDM or Solgaleo (or Pyroar? Lol). But this doesn’t strike me as intimidating or badass; it just reminds me of that Bible story.

4. Spheal Ordeal
It’s a decent name. Spheal is a goated Pokémon, and who wouldn’t want to be associated with an ordeal involving Spheal? It doesn’t invoke any feelings of intimidation or badass-ness, however.

3. Zealous Zacians
I still stand by the fact that Intrepid Swordsmen would’ve been a better team name, and I don’t know why Zacian would be a zealot. But it’s a pretty good name; it has alliteration and has a pretty badass, intimidating Pokémon in Zacian as the mascot.

2. Ivory Impalers
Pretty badass name, though I’m not sure which Pokémon this is supposed to reference. Great Tusk, maybe? But I’m not sure. Pretty cool name though.

1. Crooked Crobats
At this point, the Crooked Crobats are a classic staple of AG team tours and deservingly so. The alliteration is on point, Crobat is a sick mascot, and the adjective “crooked” fits Crobat really well.

Overall, the team names this year are pretty solid. Not too many complaints.
 
AGPL V Power Rankings
Hi all, welcome to the power rankings, AGPL V edition. Managers were asked to rank the starter pool from each slot (minus their own starters). Each team submitted their own ranking (except the Dialgas, who submitted two rankings which I averaged out). These rankings were then averaged out for each player. The results are shown below. A reminder that this is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken too seriously!

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Highlights:
  • Overall, Lion's Den leads the pack, closely followed by Dave's Dialgas. The Impalers, Spheals, and Zacians follow suit, with Crobats ranking last.​
  • The highest-rated SV core was drafted by Dave's Dialgas (Soulwind, Ballfire, Trade, and Fragments).​
  • Lion's Den is in possession of the highest rated SV, SS, ORAS, and Bo3 player (tier | Icemaster | MZ | Guard). The top spot in USUM is occupied by the Spheals (Andyboy).​
  • With an average placement of 1.2 in SS, Icemaster holds the most widely agreed-upon top spot in a specific metagame slot.​
  • The gap between the first- and last-ranked player is tiniest in the USUM pool, signifying that USUM is seen as the most competitive slot.​
 
Who is Dave?
While I do not blame you, Tic-Tac-Toe Guru, for not knowing Dave and his Legend, I believe this reveals an underlying inequality and ineptitude in Smogon's education system. Who is Dave? A question as old as time, and one not so easily answered in as many words. Dave is a teacher, a scholar, a poet, and a leader. Dave is a president, a soldier, and a king. Dave is a policeman, a fireman, and a lawyer. Dave is able to burn on the first Scald, never miss a Focus Blast, and his pillow is always cool. Dave is courageous, tactical, and clever. Dave does not require sleep, food, or water, but engages in them to make us all feel more comfortable. Dave has graduated from Harvard, Oxford, and Yale at Singapore in the matter of 3 months at the same time. Dave is a 3-time award-winning juggler, a master of impressionistic art, and a Medal of Honor recipient. Dave regularly donates to animal sanctuaries, spends time on the weekend handing out meals to the homeless, and contributes liberally to the Svalbard Seed Bank. Dave is both one of a kind and a representative of the common man. Dave is able to get his tea to just the right temperature, calm raging animals with a single whistle, and catch up to 3 fish with a single hook. Dave is proficient in the trumpet, has a Nobel Prize in hiking, and won an Oscar for Best Non-Participant in a film. Dave has the world records for Most Motivational Speech and Fastest 100-yard slip-n-slide. Who is Dave? Dave is Dave. Now you know.
 
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