ITT post Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal quotes

[Plague von Karma]

Post about the ELF MONSTER and remember not to serve the devil.

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

We need to attach the health child to the elf first.

 

[michaeloche]

I am very disgusted with the trashy man. In spite of the monster, and the coach. Only trashy. I will beat down them all. For this I must strengthen myself. The monster is the same too, collect all the trashy, righteous fellow are all unpardonable. You don't affect me. The trashy strolling is an eyesore.

 

[かたわれ時]

 

[Yung Dramps]

ASS!DRUG
BAG FUCK

 

[Mr. Uncompetitive]

Are Diamond and Jade quotes fair game too?

 

[Plague von Karma]

Are Diamond and Jade quotes fair game too?

absolutely

 

[Bughouse]

 

[Ununhexium]

im laughing at this thread anyway but can someone like give me a quick explanation of the joke here for context because i think i kinda get it but im not sure

 

[Sijih]

pokemon vietnamese crystal is a very poorly translated bootleg of pokemon crystal which somebody bought in Vietnam

more info here and here

these are the greatest quotes from that unknown bootleger's masterwork

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

It’s a contender for Game of the Year if you ask me.

 

[doipy hooves]