is glamrock freddy the new tumblr sexyman

[Bice]

he:

• is a genuinely nice guy who helps the protagonist, especially since his predecessors were pretty much all violent and bloodthirsty
• has a deep, imposing voice
• is more colorful than previous iterations of freddy (sans funtime freddy maybe)
• has a cool hat
• has a buffer build than previous iterations
• has a personality similar to that of a cool dad's
• is simped for by twitter and tumblr users

discuss

 

[chimp]

i dunno

 

[antemortem]

what are the other options?

 

[Bog Monster]

I thought tumblr wasn't allowed to have sexymen anymore

 

[lelmoment]

I mean ig lmao

 

[Fishy]

this thread right here officer

 

[az]

what are the other options?

that he isnt the new tumblr sexyman

 

[az]

but i dunno

 

[boo836]

the future is furry Chippendales dancers with shoulder pads and shin guards, and no pants.

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Something something the virgin other iterations of freddy vs the chad glamrock freddy

 

[BP]

you forgot submissive and breedable

 

[GatoDelFuego]

have you heard of among us, Gregory

 

[Fishy]

this thread makes me feel gross!!!!!!!! ANGRY REACTS ONLY

 

[boo836]

One thing I really don't like about FNAF is that everyone knows the real terror of Chuck E Cheese was the gambling addiction inflicted upon us at an early age, not the animatronics on rails that pretend to be in a band

 

[antemortem]

One thing I really don't like about FNAF is that everyone knows the real terror of Chuck E Cheese was the gambling addiction inflicted upon us at an early age, not the animatronics on rails that pretend to be in a band

yeah but devs can’t make a successful horror game about gambling because gambling is a capitalistic cure for financial disparity

 

[CaffeineBoost]

what are the other options?

for goodness sake, just suggest Incineroar, you've been shaking with excitement for four days now.

 

[Amberr]

wasnt there a tumblr sexyman ban but also no, djmm is the sexyman, no i will not elaborate

 

[Adeleine]

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

ok serious talk wasn't the guy who made fnaf exposed as a homophobe or some shit? why is tumblr losing its mind over his latest project then (srs qu)

 

[Amberr]

ok serious talk wasn't the guy who made fnaf exposed as a homophobe or some shit? why is tumblr losing its mind over his latest project then (srs qu)

nostalgia or whatever also the game is fun af so ill let my morals go for a few weeks

 

[GatoDelFuego]

ok serious talk wasn't the guy who made fnaf exposed as a homophobe or some shit? why is tumblr losing its mind over his latest project then (srs qu)

I forgor