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Gimmick? I Amn't - Well #40 - Giga Punch

Giga Punch

"No I'm not a porn star but I eat somebody"
is the Smogon Tour Season 5 Champion
On a Thursday a sad man enters a promised land . A strange woman approaches him and provides him with a brief introduction of the land and tells him in order to know him better he must be send down to the well . The woman assures him it is simply a one time for all time affair and all people of the land must go through this in order to be welcomed in. The sad man puzzled simply asks the strange woman "If I help You, Whose going to help Me?"

Hello I'm Giga Punch I have been playing this fairly horrible, slightly addictive, occasionally enjoyable game known as "competitive" pokemon since July 05 and I joined Smogon forums in November 05. I was randomly reading the Ruby section FAQs at GameFaqs.com and somewhere read about "online pokemon battling" , netbattle, and smogon so I downloaded, played, and it struck all these years later. I'm sure someone will ask me the question I do not have the answer to anyway so I will just say it now that I honestly do not remember the origin of my name at all. It might have had something to do relating to the move mega punch or mega kick but I honestly can not remember and have no idea where I even obtained the word 'giga' from.

In real life and almost real time, I am 22 years old, a gender: male of sub saharan african descent, (I believe in this part of the world.. [the] americana [land(s)] they call that known as being "Black", with common synonyms being coloured, darck, et cetera) and I live the Bronx part of New York City. I'm an Accounting Major in some untitled nameless school in Manhattan and w hile I am not actually "thrilled" to end up as an Accountant I hope to have the big dollars one day and to an extent almost be able to say things such as this: "<@ToF> im starting a job in a few weeks where ill prolly make more than everyone in this irc channel <@ToF> i dont need to flaunt an ecock when i can flaunt my real cock" except of course you know less "..."

Some of my cool hobbies are weightlifting, anime, manga, being a music elitist of sorts, reading e-books on my e-reader, good television shows and other possibly generic activities. I'm sure a fair amount of users voted me for the well because of a "certain dumb subject" that is just aching their minds, and [pork] loins but whatever here I am. So yeah I would kindly like it if you guys could remember to ensure your questions are not "..." and for all you certain users named Uraga there is a long list of topics you can ask and no one et cetera blah blah

Most importantly of course, if you have some spare time you should read this as it is life changing.
 
What is your opinion on gender dynamics both on a microsociological and a macrosociological level? Do you think feminists are fighting for power that women already yield?

Name your top 5 fetishes.

How has Onani Master Kurosawa personally affected you? Which character is most comparable to you? How did you even come across this manga?

Describe how you won your Smogon tour.
 
The Chicago School of Economics disputes the Keynesian notion of liquidity traps. What do you think?
 
GIGA PUNCH!

What makes you a powerful PKMN player? A word of wisdom from da champ plz.
 
I am really enjoying that manga you linked at the end of your opening post. I'm curious whether it becomes more than the jerk off fest it is initially, but I see promise, and I hope it does evolve more.

Other than that I am Matthew (AKA Genny) and you've always seemed like a wonderful person!

EDIT:

Finished that manga this evening. Very nice. I really liked it.
 
What is your opinion on gender dynamics both on a microsociological and a macrosociological level? Do you think feminists are fighting for power that women already yield?

Describe how you won your Smogon tour.

To quote a rather intelligent user: "sociology is for little dicked effete macropussies".

I do not know at this point in 2012 (at least for the developed world) what feminists are fighting for. Probably something along the lines of EXACTLY equal wages compared to men, the same level of "respect", not being seen as an "object" and other whatever else.

Name your top 5 fetishes.

Large Asses, Tattoos, Large height difference (I'm 5'7 and a half or 5'8) really short women 4'10-5'3 or tall 5'10 and up, [natural] Redheads, Spandex.

How has Onani Master Kurosawa personally affected you? Which character is most comparable to you? How did you even come across this manga?

It has personally affected me in basically giving me some good idea for various short stories I'm working on with the general theme of 'the human condition' and 'how people can become the worse over time' I am Kurosawa, I am a champion, I am loner [of sorts] I come up with the innovative plans, occasionally bad shit happens. Frequent Onanism master no not at all. This great user told me about it.

Describe how you won your Smogon tour.[/QUOTE]


With good teams and neutral luck. A mid game freeze for the finals RBY match also helped.

The Chicago School of Economics disputes the Keynesian notion of liquidity traps. What do you think?

Nice try, but one source about some obscure notion that isn't relevant in 2012 is getting my time.

what is the upper limit of how much you will put into your pockets before finally accepting that you need a bag of some kind

Ah yes the pockets question, Summer the only season where jackets are not needed and I do not always feel like having a bag. I suppose I didn't need to bring my Sony E-Reader that day which made my right pocket appear huge. My cell phone's screen is large some of jeans are 'skinny' shame is irrelevant. To answer your question four items in combination of both front pockets is the limit before I accept anything.
 
Where do I get my 100 points for getting a girl to read Onani Master Kurosawa?

Have you read a manga that was not about masturbation? If so, what is it?

Do you back up the stereotype that black guys like white women?

What do you consider "good tv"?

As a Tour winner what do you think about today's competition? Better/Worse than the competiton during the time you won tour?

How do you feel about the BW metagames we've had so far?

What is your favorite metagame?

If you could punch 5 users in the face who would they be and why?
 
-Top 6 favorite Pokemon GOOO!

-If Giga Punch were a competitive move, what would its specs be? (base power, effects?)

-Describe RBY's metagame as a whole without being cynical; Do you like or hate it?

-If I recommended like 5 manga to you would you read them?

-... I don't get the "Giga Punch is a gimmick" meme. Can you explain it?

-Just what exactly is your relationship with Pokemon, and why do still "play" it?

-Are you good at dating / good with relationships?
 
Hello Friend =]

Why is there something rather than nothing?

Top 5 Shonen's? (Other stuff is booringgg)

Top 5 Music Artists All-Time? Is there a specific genre you tend to gravitate towards??

What would you do to get me to read Masturbation Master Kurosawa??? Would you submit to one of my great requests?? or possibly answer 1 new question for me??

How can it be determined that my experience of consciousness is the same as anyone else's experience of consciousness?

What are your favorite pokemon to use competitively? To make it easier: ADV? DP? BW?

If you had to see one man win the next Official Tournament, other than yourself, who should it be? why?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?

I notice one of your top 5 fetishes is 'red heads'. Please elaborate on how you've acted to satisfy this desire? How was she?

Can you describe what onani could mean to a young gentleman's life?
 
What is your favorite Generation to play with ?

What if your favorite tier you've ever played ?

Any particular battling moment you remember for whatever reason ?

Your opinion on Elfen Lied (last watched anime for me, that's why i'm asking) ?

Name some user that helped you improving as a player/an user troughout those years.
 
Are you sick of answering questions yet?

Do you plan on trying to become the best/win a tournament at a 5th gen metagame?

Do you have an evil twin named Giga Kick?

Biggest battling rival?

Were you forced to do this?
 
Biggest fear?

What are your Political views?

Are you enjoying the Olympics?

What do you think of the situation in greece?

what do you think about the situation in syria?
 
Do you punch girls often?
Is that where your name comes from?
How long have you been punching girls for?
What's your opinion on groping uninterested girls in public?
 
Being a former accounting major who also kind of backed into it, what did you initially want to be?

How do you like living in the Bronx? I might be moving out in that direction in the upcoming year.
 
Is your neighborhood ghetto?

Do you have to carry a gat or a shank?

Top 3 black Smogonites?

Any words of advice for a hopeful Accounting major?
 
why do you hate New York?

Describe your everlasting love for those retarded people otherwise known as Guidos

Where would you want to live if you move out of the city?

In your opinion, who is the worst poster in the tournaments forum?
 
GIGA PUNCH!

What makes you a powerful PKMN player? A word of wisdom from da champ plz.

Good team building skills, patience, a clear head during battles, occasionally "neutral" luck and so forth. Words of wisdom would be to become a better team builder or a better team stealer (this isn't sarcasm, shame is irrelevant...to an extent) and you probably need to have one of the following A) A true hatred for pokemon somewhere in your heart, where you realize you are at least wasting time on this goddamn game and regardless of what anyone else thinks every game you lose and every game you win is not a "gg". B) An ego of some sort and the drive/desire to want IT (the trophy or what have you)

I am really enjoying that manga you linked at the end of your opening post. I'm curious whether it becomes more than the jerk off fest it is initially, but I see promise, and I hope it does evolve more.

Other than that I am Matthew (AKA Genny) and you've always seemed like a wonderful person!

EDIT:

Finished that manga this evening. Very nice. I really liked it.

I'm glad you enjoyed it recommend it others, especially those in real life!

Favorite non-pornographic website to fap to?

Does not exist.

Where do I get my 100 points for getting a girl to read Onani Master Kurosawa?

Have you read a manga that was not about masturbation? If so, what is it?

Do you back up the stereotype that black guys like white women?

What do you consider "good tv"?

As a Tour winner what do you think about today's competition? Better/Worse than the competiton during the time you won tour?

How do you feel about the BW metagames we've had so far?

What is your favorite metagame?

If you could punch 5 users in the face who would they be and why?

Can you provide with me PROOF...?

The worst part is you are probably serious which makes you a terrible user. This is what I have read as the best overall manga and is better than this , that , and the irrelevant third

I like women of all races. I overall find latin women to be the most attractive. I do not know any black guys in real life who would pick a white woman over the other races. As for myself it would probably depend on what the white woman and the non white woman look like.

Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Archer, others.

Since there are more battlers than there was when I won the competition has certainly improved greatly though we (smogon as a whole) probably overrate various people. I suppose I would call it better simply because more players so more "better" people and of course more "average" people.

I am probably in the minority of players who thinks BW > DPP (this is just in reference to OU) so yeah I am overall enjoying what BW1 had to offer and played BW2 a bit.

Heist - Rarely have I had a conversation with him or heard him say much that wasn't irrelevant or simply useless. Badass - Relatively Annoying... MoP - I'm using the Jumpman16 clause as my excuse if you don't know what that means ask someone else. Twist of Fate - Pretty sure I owe him a punch for his trolling and like over the years. MrE - Just so I can confirm his [real] existence for myself.


describe your relationship with ck

I started talking to CK in maybe 06 or 07. I don't talk to him as much anymore I guess. He was part of the general smogon members that helped introduce me to new music and such and I'm pretty thankful to him for that. Other general topics of discussion music, anime, manga, dumbness of humans, words to use in real life and confuse the common sheep with.

is it true black guys have big willies?

(no homo)

I have never seen another penis in real life that was not my own nor have I actively went about the discussion of willie length with others so I can not answer this.

-Top 6 favorite Pokemon GOOO!
Charizard, Articuno, Flygon, Gyarados, Jirachi, Mew
-If Giga Punch were a competitive move, what would its specs be? (base power, effects?)
Normal or Dark type move. Special. Base 80 power. 20% chance to freeze.
-Describe RBY's metagame as a whole without being cynical; Do you like or hate it?
Sure RBY is the most "fun" metagame to play sans the Chansey aspect. It is basically paralyze things, have some good lead sleeper, don't lose to Chansey, have Snorlax do as much damage, keep Tauros hidden and safe until mandatory, if you are packing electrics even more so. Or just aim to paralyze things and wrap/clamp things up for fun and laughs. Exegguttor, Tauros, and either one of Alakazam/Chansey/Hypno is on ALL competitive RBY teams regardless so yeah.
-If I recommended like 5 manga to you would you read them?
Yes possibly but you are not allowed to recommend ANY of the following: One Piece, Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, and Medaka Box. Also if possible it would be better if the manga is either completed or has an active scanning stuff.
-... I don't get the "Giga Punch is a gimmick" meme. Can you explain it?
I will get back to you on this one.
-Just what exactly is your relationship with Pokemon, and why do still "play" it?
I have played it for a long time I guess. Maybe we could compare it to Heroin (the drug) cheap, comes with mild bits of enjoyment, but utimately unless you reach your HIGH point you kinda realize how much time you are wasting on the game. A good reference point would be look at like the top 20 seeds for most Smogon Tours. How much time do you think they "wasted"?
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-Are you good at dating / good with relationships?

I will get back to this one later as well.
 
Do you like giving hugs? Do you like receiving hugs?

Do you want children?

Did you employ an extensive vocabulary as a kid? When did you realise you liked to confuse others with your speech style?
 
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