Ditto-ify

Albatross

Albatross

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Hello fellows and fellas, welcome to gamer world, population me. I'm currently a good distance away from my current place of residence and am having a moderately good time, but I don't like that. I'm a bastard and as such I need to surround my aura with negativity in order to properly cultivate my emo anger at the world. So I'm doing something that always makes me stressed out for literally no good reason

I am making another interactive thread

Send me a picture of a thing, any thing, and I will turn it into a ditto. I cannot guarantee the quality of the ditto-ified picture because I don't have my graphics pad and, as such, will be forced to use my shitty shitty trackpad. But who gives a flying fuck

Deez nutz haha gotteem
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I'm hoping that, once I've made enough of these threads, I'll be given an artist badge for contributing to Smogoff culture. I might even go as far as to say, Smogoff society. Poster society. We post in a society. A society of posters. Smogoff society. Posting
 
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Just as I feared...folks, we got a fake gamer girl on our hands. It's clear as day I didn't post a picture of a Charizard:
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What I posted was merely an illusion of Charizard, a Zoroark in reality. And Ditto can't transform into an illusion, something someone running a "Ditto-ify" shop would certainly know. Honestly, I'm inclined to believe this is just some kind of like-laundering operation.
 
sb879 said:
Just as I feared...folks, we got a fake gamer girl on our hands. It's clear as day I didn't post a picture of a Charizard:
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What I posted was merely an illusion of Charizard, a Zoroark in reality. And Ditto can't transform into an illusion, something someone running a "Ditto-ify" shop would certainly know. Honestly, I'm inclined to believe this is just some kind of like-laundering operation.
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I literally dont care xoxo
 
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Well, well, well... What do we have here?

sb879 said:
Just as I feared...folks, we got a fake gamer girl on our hands. It's clear as day I didn't post a picture of a Charizard:
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What I posted was merely an illusion of Charizard, a Zoroark in reality. And Ditto can't transform into an illusion, something someone running a "Ditto-ify" shop would certainly know. Honestly, I'm inclined to believe this is just some kind of like-laundering operation.
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We at the High Posting Executive take this sort of allegation extremely seriously. Like-laundering is no joke - our figures estimate that approximately 700 reactions are illegitimately forged every month. We intend to put a stop to this heinous behaviour.

Smogon user: Albatr0ss - we now speak directly to you. Your response, attached below as Appendix A, has been judged insufficient, and as such we have jurisdiction under Article 2, Subsection 9C of the Internet Point Defence Charter (2003) to take you in for questioning. If you do not willingly present yourself for interview within a reasonable timeframe, reasonable force within the boundaries of the law can and will be deployed.

We are necessitated to inform you that, should you be charged and ultimately found guilty of this crime, you can be punished in a number of ways, scaled according to the judged severity of the offence; these include a fine (up to the value of 30,000 Love Reacts), prison time (upwards of 10 years), and community service (inc. spam cleaning, Post-polishing and giving the Director a shoulder massage).

We await your urgent attention.





APPENDIX A: INITIAL STATEMENT GIVEN BY SMOGON USER: ALBATR0SS

Albatr0ss said:
I literally dont care xoxo
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