Death Writes the ending of Vanillish Wafer!

The Rules said:
1v1 LC Singles
DQ Time: 2 days
Switch = N/A
0 Recoveries
3 Chills
Abilities: All
Items: Training
Arena: ASB Arena, All Resources Available

th

"Welcome to another scintillating matchup between two ASBers!"

th

"Being reffed by me and Earth Traveler!"

th

"Aren't you supposed to be at the Battle Pike?"

th

"I thought you forfeited that..."

th

"Oh yeah, that's right, I did... you mean that still isn't wrapped up???"

th

"Nope."

th

"...Anyway, let's meet the combatants!"

Deathwriter

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Honedge [♂]
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, Speed ÷ 1.15, -10% Evasion)
Types:
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Steel STAB: immune to Sandstorm damage, immune to Poison/Toxic status, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, making them susceptible to Poison-type attacks and Poison/Toxic Status.
Ghost STAB: immune to the effects of full trapping moves and the Arena Trap, Magnet Pull, and Shadow Tag abilities. Ghost types can switch out while affected by a partial trapping move, but they will be damaged every action by their effect.

Abilities:
No Guard: This Pokemon has an immense confidence from perfecting each of its attacks, giving them all perfect accuracy as well as ignoring the effects of Double Team, evasive moves, Dodge, Sky Drop, and evasive damaging moves. As a result, it feels it can weather every strike, and will not dodge an attack even if ordered to. Only when an OHKO move is issued by the opponent does the Pokemon sense return, and the Pokemon acts normally. Additionally, even with their extra skill, the power and exhaustion involved in using OHKO moves prevents them from being benefited by No Guard; they will have their normal accuracy.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 4
Def: 4
SpA: 2
SpD: 2
Spe: 24
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 15

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: --

Attacks:
PHYSICAL
Aerial Ace
Brick Break
Fury Cutter
Gyro Ball
Pursuit
Rock Slide
Shadow Claw
Shadow Sneak
Tackle

SPECIAL
Shock Wave

STATUS
Autotomize
Destiny Bond
Magnet Rise
Metal Sound
Protect
Spite
Swords Dance
Wide Guard

Vanillish Wafer

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Eevee Female Eeveeolite
Types: Normal/None
Abilities::Run Away / Adaptability / Anticipation (H)

Nature: Modest, +SpA, -Atk

Stats:
HP:
90
Atk: 1(-)
Def: 2
SpA: 3(+)
SpD: 3
Spe: 55
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 1/6
MC: 0
AC: 1/5

Attacks:

Level Up
Helping Hand
Growl
Tackle
Tail Whip
Sand Attack
Growl
Baby-Doll Eyes
Swift
Quick Attack
Bite
Refresh
Covet
Take Down

Egg
Synchronoise
Wish
Charm
Yawn
Detect

TM/HM
Shadow Ball
Round
Echoed Voice
Bide
Toxic

th

"And this matchup looks incredibly one-sided!"

th

"And of course we didn't look like absolute idiots last time we said that..."

th

"Um, discounting that... I'm guessing Deathwriter will win this going away... onto order of operations..."

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"DEATH <=5000; VANILLISH WAFER >5000

*brief hum*

8295"

Vanillish Wafer sends and equips

DeathWriter sends, equips and orders
Vanillish Wafer orders
I ref
 
@Exp Share
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"It's easy to be confident before you see how strong my Shadow Ball is."

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"Actually your Shadow Ball only does..."

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"I'm in for a world of pain."
 
(Since the amount of subs wasn't specified, I'm ordering assuming two subs.)

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"Yes, yes you are."

Honedge @ Lucky Egg
Brick Break | Gyro Ball | Brick Break
IF Eevee uses Bide, THEN initiate action string Swords Dance | Autotomize | Brick Break.
IF Eevee uses Charm, THEN use Swords Dance and restart queue.
 
th

"Well, this round looks like it's gonna be pretty boring. One actually trying to win, the other trying to turn it into an RNG fest."

th

"Isn't that what you said you'd do if you become a Hall ref?"

th

"Um, I don't really see how that's relevant right now, so here's the pre-round..."

Pre-Round
DeathWriter
honedge.gif

Honedge
HP: 90
EN: 100
4/4/2/2/24
Status: OK

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 90
EN: 100
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

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ACTION ONE
EEVEE USED DETECT!

HONEDGE USED BRICK BREAK! (-6 EN)
(8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 DMG
EEVEE LOST 13.6 EN!

ACTION TWO

EEVEE USED YAWN! (-6 EN)
HONEDGE BECAME DROWSY!

HONEDGE USED GYRO BALL! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 9163 (NO)
8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 DMG
EEVEE LOST 14 HP!

ACTION THREE

EEVEE USED DETECT!

HONEDGE USED BRICK BREAK! (-6 EN)
(8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 DMG
EEVEE LOST 13.6 EN!


ROUND SUMMARY
EEVEE: -14 HP, -33 EN
HONEDGE: -18 EN, DROWSY

th

"Well. That was pretty boring."

th

"Yeah, that must be why I'm *yawns* so tired..."

th

"No, it's not. The round opened with Eevee effortlessly leaning out of a strike that would've put it in the hospital, then following it up with a yawning attack that makes the targeted Pokemon feel a little sleepy."

th

"Oh... *stretches* that's why I'm so *yawn* tired...?"

th

"Yeah, so why don't you lay down for a little nap... this battle could probably put you to sleep right now anyway..."

th

"Okay... *immediately falls asleep and starts snoring*"

th

"Following Eevee's prescient dodging skills and sleep induction, Honedge decided it was unimpressed, and slammed into Eevee after getting some spinning moment. ...Huh? That barely did less damage than the 'strike that would've put it in the hospital'? Look, I'm trying to do my job here, okay?! Anyway, the final action became an exact repeat of the first, with Honedge missing a strike holding the power to smash bricks. Here's the post-round."

Post-Round
DeathWriter
honedge.gif

Honedge
HP: 90
EN: 82
4/4/2/2/24
Status: Due to fall asleep after 1 action

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 76
EN: 67
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

Vanillish Wafer orders
DeathWriter orders
I ref
 
th

"Wait! Don't touch that dial! Something might actually happen!"

th

"Are you sure? Because if you just interrupted my nap for no reason, I might have to shock you..."

th

"And if you shock me, you might not see the battlefield OR the flavor text for a long, LONG time."

th

"...Carry on, then."

th

"Gee, thanks."

Pre-Round
DeathWriter
honedge.gif

Honedge
HP: 90
EN: 82
4/4/2/2/24
Status: Due to fall asleep after 1 action

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 76
EN: 67
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

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ACTION ONE
EEVEE CHILLED! (+12 EN)

HONEDGE USED GYRO BALL! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 8174 (NO)
8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 DMG
EEVEE LOST 14 HP!

HONEDGE FELL ASLEEP! (3/3 = 2A)

ACTION TWO

EEVEE USED SHADOW CANNON! (-28 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 9596 (NO)
DEBUFF ROLL (<=4000): 4991 (NO)
(18 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 29.25 DMG
HONEDGE LOST 29.25 HP!
HONEDGE'S SLEEP COUNTER DEGRADES (2->1A)

HONEDGE IS FAST ASLEEP... (1->0A)

ACTION THREE

EEVEE COOLS DOWN!

HONEDGE WOKE UP!
HONEDGE USED GYRO BALL! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 1034 (NO)
8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 DMG
EEVEE LOST 14 HP!

ROUND SUMMARY
EEVEE: -28 HP, -16 EN
HONEDGE: -29 HP, -12 EN

th

"NOW we've got some action!"

th

"Action?! I LOVE action!"

th

"Then you'll love this! ...Maybe. I don't know. To be honest, there were only attacks occurring for half the round."

th

"Oh... so less Die Hard and more The Notebook?"

th

"Please refrain from insulting the combatants, please... The battle opened with Eevee relaxing as Honedge spun toward it and dealt moderate damage. But then, as a result of Eevee yawning last round, Honedge fell to the ground asleep after its attack. Eevee then fired a massive ball of darkness toward Honedge, dealing heavy damage to it."

th

"But then, Honedge woke up, and smashed Eevee with a powerful Fighting technique!"

th

"That didn't happen."

th

"What??? But... that Shadow Ball combo did way more than 16 damage!"

th

"I'm afraid DeathWriter was victimized by bad RNG... Honedge got TWO actions to spend asleep, not just one."

th

"Was this rigged?"

th

"No. However, while Eevee was too exhausted to move, Honedge woke up the following action and executed yet another spinning attack, doing in totality nearly as much to Eevee as Eevee did to it. Here's the post-round."

Post-Round
DeathWriter
honedge.gif

Honedge
HP: 61
EN: 70
4/4/2/2/24
Status: OK

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 48
EN: 51
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

DeathWriter orders
Vanillish Wafer orders
I ref
 
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"The RNG is ruining my craftiness."

Honedge @ Lucky Egg
Brick Break | Gyro Ball | Brick Break
IF Eevee uses Bide, THEN initiate action string Swords Dance | Autotomize | Brick Break.
[Non-Consecutive] IF Eevee uses Yawn, use Protect and restart queue.
 
th

"I sense this battle is about to get real."

th

"I thought this was already real."

th

"Are you insane? Creatures with magical powers? That can talk? And fit in children's toys? And do their best to kill each other while on a show promoting love and friendship?"

th

"But that means... I'm not real. O.O"

*poofs*

th

"Well, that was unfortunate. Here's the pre-round."

Pre-Round
DeathWriter
honedge.gif

Honedge
HP: 61
EN: 70
4/4/2/2/24
Status: OK

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 48
EN: 51
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

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ACTION ONE
EEVEE USED STRUGGLE! (-5 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 3650 (NO)
5 + 1.5 - 6 = 0.5 DMG
HONEDGE LOST 0.5 HP!
EEVEE TOOK 0.2 HP DMG IN RECOIL!

HONEDGE USED BRICK BREAK! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 8656 (NO)
(8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 DMG
EEVEE LOST 16.5 HP!

ACTION TWO

EEVEE USED SHADOW BALL! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 5702 (NO)
DEBUFF ROLL (<=2000): 1263 (YES)
(8 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 14.25 DMG
HONEDGE LOST 14.25 HP!
HONEDGE'S SPECIAL DEFENSE FELL TO -1!

HONEDGE USED GYRO BALL! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 1831 (NO)
8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 DMG
EEVEE LOST 14 HP!

ACTION THREE

EEVEE USED YAWN! (-6 EN)
HONEDGE BECAME DROWSY!

HONEDGE USED BRICK BREAK! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 5809 (NO)
(8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 DMG
EEVEE LOST 16.5 HP!

ROUND SUMMARY
EEVEE: -47 HP, -17 EN
HONEDGE: -15 HP, -18 EN

th

"Well, this round began with Eevee wishing upon a star... but the star said 'nah', and Eevee was forced to struggle and do a pitiful amount of damage to Honedge. Honedge retaliated by doing severe damage to Eevee. Eevee responded to this sudden violence by shooting an orb of darkness at Honedge for similar damage, and Honedge once again performed its spinning attack. Eevee finished by yawning at Honedge again just before the sword smashed Eevee again, leaving it just clinging to consciousness."

Post-Round
DeathWriter
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Honedge
HP: 46
EN: 52
4/4/2/2/24
Status: Due to fall asleep after 1 action

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 1
EN: 34
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

Vanillish Wafer orders
DeathWriter orders
I ref
 
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th

"Should I even bother with flavor this round?"

th

"Yeah! Because I'm back!"

th

"What? How'd you get back?!"

th

"Easy! This battle stopped being real!"

th

"Can't argue with that... here's the pre-round."

Pre-Round
DeathWriter
honedge.gif

Honedge
HP: 46
EN: 52
4/4/2/2/24
Status: Due to fall asleep after 1 action

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: 1
EN: 34
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

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ACTION ONE
EEVEE USED STRUGGLE! (-5 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 2276
5 + 1.5 - 6 = 0.5 DMG
HONEDGE LOST 0.5 HP!
EEVEE TOOK 0.2 HP DMG IN RECOIL!

HONEDGE USED GYRO BALL! (-6 EN)
CRIT ROLL (<=625): 5340 (NO)
8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 DMG
EEVEE LOST 14 HP!
EEVEE FAINTED!

th

"Eevee struggled, and Honedge knocked it out immediately after. And that's a wrap."

Post-Round
DeathWriter
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Honedge
HP: 45
EN: 46
4/4/2/2/24
Status: Sleeping victoriously

Vanillish Wafer
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Eevee
HP: RIP
EN: 29
1/2/3/3/55
Status: OK

Prizes:
Me: 3 UC

DeathWriter : 1 CC
Honedge: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 LEC, 1 KOC

Vanillish Wafer : 1 CC
Eevee: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 AC
 
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