creepers are the worst minecraft mob

I hate these green assholes. I keep dying to them. If they go up behind you, you have basically no time to react before they go off. If you're in a tight corridor, it's hard to knock them away. And unlike skeletons or whatever, instead of just getting a flash and a chance to see what you're dealing with, you just die. fuck these things
 
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use a shield

My vow to defeat all beings with solely unarmed combat extends to minecraft. I simply absorb the blow, then hit the creepers (or the member of the elite ninja army if we’re talking about real life), with my signature move - Ultimate Ruminating Strike. Anyways, I regularly get beat up.

Also wait until you have to fight vexes. Those things are despicable
 
did you know ?

you can survive a creeper blast even if you dont have a shield or nanomachines that harden in response to trauma so long as you have a SINGLE BLOCk on your hotbar

if you place that block between you and the creeper you WILL survive

spread the word so more people can be saved.

^ Like if you agree
 
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