competitive pokemon pickup lines *free reacts if its a good one*

[musiquepkmn]

hand em over or ur next game is against chansey + blissey stall

here are mine
"are you the opposing toxapex's hp cuz i wanna see you drop down"
"are you gen 1 amnesia cuz you make me feel twice as special"
"did you use the move attract bcuz i feel immobilized by love"
"they call me eviolite chansey because i have a lot of bulk"
"are you a passive pokemon because i start to nasty plot whenever i see you"

 

[Brambane]

I only line up my Zigzagoon in ruby version so they can pickup rare candies

 

[Brown4Sides]

You're Tapu Koko cause you send an Electric Surge through me

 

[earl]

Are you a crocune? Cuz you’re doubling my PP usage

 

[airfare]

are you a choice band weavile because i want you to beat me up

 

[CaffeineBoost]

damn girl, did you just 6-0 me? because the score to me looks like zero sex.

 

[Mace]

Are you a talonflame? Cause you're past your peak.
Used this one to bag Total Clefairy.

 

[Fishy]

dw girl i'm holding a shed shell so we can leave this thread whenever you want

 

[Bug Maniac Aydon]

hey are you ditto because you were competitively unviable in your debut generation

 

[phoopes]

don’t like it when you leave me but I love it when U-Turn around

 

[gvmgvm40]

girl are you a drifloon? cuz I want you to carry me away to spend an eternity together

 

[peap]

 

[rineko]

are you a wish chansey? cause i like girls who play hard to get

 

[H momento]

Hey babe are you a klink? Cause I want you to use Vice Grip on by balls

 

[boo836]

the most powerful line of all

hey babe.... ever heard of a smogon pre-contributor?

 

[min min]

are you a mega kangaskhan? because yo momma formed a parental bond with me last night

 

[Adeleine]

call me prankster cause i give you priority

 

[Bice]

they call me tyranitar cause im a hard rock
[insert palkia penis joke here]

...yeah i got nothing

 

[Ullar]

you can be the weavile to my lucario - when paired together, you can beat me up and it's justified.

 

[Butch Hardnight]

like an umbreon, i also evolve at night

 

[Binacle Pinnacle]

call me BDSP because my release was premature

 

[julian113]

Are you a Crawdaunt? Because there are no walls between us.

 

[Mimikyu Stardust]

i know how to calc the damage of Beat Up in my head, dont believe me?

You're a blissey and im a mantine

because thats a 6 and im your 9

 

[boonteron]

call my heart gsc offense cus it's about to explode if i see you again

 

[H momento]

Hey girl are you a Torkoal? Cause you make my eruptions stronger