Very nice. All I can say, very nice. 9/10 Could you each leave an exploitable for your teams so I can try then out ?
Actually you're both wrong, at least with regards to SE X-Scissor's base power. X-Scissor has a BP of 80 (not 90 or 70) and as such is 160 BP when super effective. So yeah, still made the right choice, but only 20 BP difference instead of 40. I'm not bothering to edit it now though, partially because it's not my part of the commentary, partly because I can't be bothered.
STAB SE X-Scissor is 240BP. Even U-Turn is effectively 210BP when STAB SE. The use of Bullet Punch instead of a bug move is just irking me. Still 7/10
Awesome warstory.
The best part was:
Pointed stones dug into Uncharted's PENIS!!