Erm...sorry for the advertising. I mean, it is really my first post here, and well, uh, it's not that bad I use false advertising...right? Especially if this warstory is epic...right? But if you did want big boobs....
...
There. Well, I better get back to topic and leave you guys gawking at those epic boobs.
_________________________________________________
It was a cold, winter night. I shivered in the frost, and clenched my Pokeball. My archenemy was here...and his name was...
Mr. Blue...well, okay, that wasn't really his name, but he told me to hush his real name up, so I'll be using this name.
"GREEN!" He boomed as thunder struck dramatically right behind him. "IF I WIN THIS POKEMON BATTLE, YOU GOTTA HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
"WHAT THE MEW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?" (I don't believe in Arceus, hence the use of Mew.) I angrily began to toss out my Pokeball...
"WAIT!"
"EH?"
"YOU CAN HAVE COOKIES IF YOU WIN!"
"..."
"MEW YEAH!"
I surveyed my Pokemon. A Jirachi wannabe, an oven wannabe, a Salamence wannabe, a Skarmory wannabe, a Blissey wannabe, and a Captain Falcon wannabe. They all shared the same trait of being wannabes, which surely puts them on equal status with some silly Rain Dance team.
I looked at Mr. Blue's team. Hitler, Michael Jackson, the Devil....oh dear Mew. All of his Pokemon shared a common goal - to destroy their opponent unmercifully. This would be a tough team to defeat if I ever wanted my cookies.
Mr.Blue's moves will look like this.
MissGreen's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Comments will look
Scores will be shown after each KO.
Oops...I meant for my moves to be in green. Sorry, I wasn't the first player, and it's too late to change it now.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
Mr.Blue sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
MissGreen sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
And there goes my standard Metagross. Oh wait, did I say standard? Remember what I said about the Jirachi wannabe?
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Metagross used Trick.
Metagross obtained Leftovers!
Crobat obtained Choice Scarf!
"MEW FAVORS ME!" I cry out. I actually had gambled on Metagross being faster with the Choice Scarf, but eh, I was wrong. I was still lucky it missed, though.
---
MissGreen: Hmmm...
Mr.Blue: ???
MissGreen: Can't decide on who will take the Sleep.
Mr.Blue switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
---
MissGreen: Never mind, then.
Odd. I thought he would have stayed and tried to put someone to sleep.
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Roar.
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
A double switch, as Zapdos threatens Suicune with a quick Thunderbolt or two. Oh, wait a second, he doesn't pack Thunderbolt.
WAIWUT!??!?
---
MissGreen switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Crobat used Taunt.
Metagross fell for the taunt!
I switched back to Metagross, as I expected a Taunt, and I didn't want to reveal any more of my Pokemon. I'm betting Mr.Blue thought I would Roar again.
---
Mr.Blue: there's a sleep clause right???
MissGreen: Yes.
I wonder why he said that.
Mr.Blue switched in Venusaur (lvl 100 Venusaur ?).
Metagross used Explosion.
Venusaur lost 100% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Venusaur fainted.
(5-6)
MissGreen's Metagross fainted.
(5-5)
Another prediction by me going correct. I thought from earlier that he did not have any ghost Pokemon, as he switched in Suicune onto Metagross. I was right.
Anyways, I don't really care about Stealth Rock...it isn't really essential for my team.
---
MissGreen: Only one Pokemon on your team can be asleep at a time.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Ambipom used Fake Out.
Breloom lost 50% of its health.
Breloom flinched!
Breloom was badly poisoned!
Oh no. You know what's coming...
---
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Lolnib, you predicted wrong.
Ambipom used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Rotom-h lost 14% of its health.
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Oh no, I know what's coming...
---
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Crobat used Hypnosis.
But it failed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
Too bad my Breloom is a status absorber, suckah.
---
MissGreen: =D
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
---
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It doesn't affect Rotom-h...
I'm getting a feeling that Mr.Blue is an idiot...
Rotom-h used Trick.
Rotom-h obtained Silk Scarf!
Ambipom obtained Choice Scarf!
Man, I love Trick. It cripples at least 75% of all Pokemon out there. Like right now. I just killed his Ambipom.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
MissGreen switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
WUT!??!?!? AN AGGRON!??!?! THAT'S FRIGGING IN THE NEVERUSED TIER!!!!
Oh, just wait and see.
In case you guys were wondering, why the blind switch? Well, I was getting the feeling that he would send in a counter to my Rotom, and Aggron has one of the best resistances and defense to switch to. And...
"BUT HE HAS 2 4X WEAKNESSES TO GROUND AND FIGHTING AND A 2X WEAKNESS TO WATER!!!"
Oh, just shut up.
---
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Crobat used U-turn.
Breloom lost 20% of its health.
MissGreen: Bah, wrong prediction.
That sums up my words. I thought Mr.Blue would be an idiot again and Hypnosis. 'Guess the idiot is getting smarter.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
---
MissGreen switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
Ambipom used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Aggron lost 12% of its health.
Mr.Blue3 switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
I thought Ambipom would have packed something threatening to Breloom, since that's why he switched it in against him. So I make the switch again to Aggron, but I'm met by a U-turn to Suicune. Crap.
---
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Suicune used Surf.
Zapdos lost 28% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
And Zapdos throughly enjoyed that STAB Surf with his godly special defense. Beat that, Blissey.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Roar.
Hmmm. This is the second time he sent in Claydol against Zapdos.
Mr.Blue switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
What a shame that is is Suicune. I really need to know all of his Pokemon to eliminate all of the counters to my main threat...
---
MissGreen: Lol.
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Roar.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Come on, not again...
---
Mr.Blue: haha
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It doesn't affect Rotom-h...
Obvious Fake Out is obvious.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Crap. What does Claydol pack against Zapdos? I quickly make the switch to Aggron, as he resists both of Zapdo's weaknesses.
---
MissGreen switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
Claydol used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
I facepalmed.
---
MissGreen: Oh, so that's what you were doing.
Mr.Blue: yup hehe
Oh, I really thought he was out to destroy Zapdos with some rock or ice type move. God, I don't know enough about Pokemon. Oh wait a second, doesn't Claydol pack an ground-type move? If it's that...then...
Claydol used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
....
...
...
...
...
HAH HAH SUCKER, I HAVE A SHUCA BERRY THAT WOULD RENDER THAT EARTH POWER USELESS, AND THEN I'M GOING TO METAL BURST THAT ATTACK RIGHT UP YOU AS-
A critical hit!
...
Aggron lost 88% of its health.
MissGreen's Aggron fainted.
...
(5-4)
...
The Shuca Berry weakened Earth Power's power!
---
...
Hax really sucks. Now for raging time.
MissGreen: BAH
MissGreen: STUPID CRITICAL HIT
Mr.Blue: great hax
MissGreen: AGGRON WOULD HAVE METAL BURSTED YOUR BUTT IF HE LIVED.
MissGreen: !:!%$!!!!%^
/end rage.
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
IS THIS MY FINAL SWEEPER!??!?!
...No. Even though Flygon is my last Pokemon revealed, he is definitely not my final sweeper.
Mr.Blue: that was IF he lived hehehe thnx for the hax ARCEUS.
MissGreen: This is probably going to be my 3rd game losing to hax...in a row D=.
Seriously. I just lost two games due to hacks on my final sweeper.
Flygon used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Claydol lost 33% of its health.
Choice Scarf, suckah. Too bad "Super Effective" was only 33%...
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Claydol used Toxic.
Rotom-h was badly poisoned!
Rotom-h is hurt by poison!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
How come didn't I see that coming? Should've switched to Breloom.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
Crobat lost 44% of its health.
Rotom-h is hurt by poison!
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Bah. I should'be used Thunderbolt.
---
MissGreen: Now I'm regretting not having stealth rock up.
Seriously. I would have probably KOed his Crobat by now with Stealth Rock. Plus, if I did have it up, then I could've KOed his Crobat with Shadow Ball the next turn...well, if Hypnosis missed. But boy, did I see the next move coming from a mile away.
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Breloom.
Breloom lost 6% of its health.
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
---
Lolnib. That miss didn't matter, with Breloom already being poisoned and all.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
Breloom used Spore.
Ambipom fell asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
I used Spore, as Crobat still has that Choice Scarf and cannot threaten Breloom in any way, being locked into Hypnosis. A win-win situation for me.
---
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Ambipom is fast asleep!
Hmph. I thought he would have switched to a Breloom counter. I would've switched to Aggron, but he fainted. I didn't want to lose some more of Rotom's health due to the Toxic, and Zapdos would have cried at the Stealth Rock. So Flygon it was. Plus, he has that sexy move that lolSalamence doesn't have...
---
Ambipom is fast asleep!
Flygon used U-turn.
Ambipom lost 31% of its health.
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Breloom.
Breloom lost 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
He really is going to let Ambipom die?
---
Ambipom woke up!
Ambipom used Fake Out.
But it failed!
Breloom uses FALCON....
Breloom used Drain Punch.
Waiwut?
It's super effective!
Ambipom lost 69% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Ambipom fainted.
(4-4)
Breloom absorbed health!
Breloom restored 21% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Wow, I really think Mr.Blue is an idiot for using Fake Out.
And my Breloom ain't the Subseed variety, suckah.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Crobat used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Zapdos lost 7% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
I switched to Zapdos to prepare my final sweep...I'm pretty sure all of the counters are dead, except his last unknown Pokemon...oh well...I gotta wrap this battle up soon, the Stealth Rocks are really starting to hurt.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Agility.
Zapdos's speed was sharply raised.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
Hurray for a free Agility. I fear that Claydol would destroy Zapdos somehow, so I jumped the gun.
---
Zapdos used Baton Pass.
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Breloom.
Breloom lost 6% of its health.
Yup yup, Breloom is my final sweeper.
Claydol used Toxic.
Claydol's attack missed!
Bah, I should have stayed with more Agilities...
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 6% of its health.
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
---
Breloom used Spore.
Claydol fell asleep!
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
---
With an Agility, Breloom is God. NOTHING threatens him. With speed and a 100% sleep inducing move, everything will DIE!
Breloom used Swords Dance.
Breloom's attack was sharply raised.
Yup yup, mine is the Swords Dance variety.
Claydol woke up!
Claydol used Stealth Rock.
But it failed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
What? Stealth Rock?
---
MissGreen: Misclick?
Breloom used Spore.
Claydol fell asleep!
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 2% of its health.
I wonder why he isn't switching yet (and about the Stealth Rock). I mean, I'm getting all of these free Swords Dances.
---
Mr.Blue: which one?
Breloom used Swords Dance.
Breloom's attack was sharply raised.
Claydol woke up!
Claydol used Stealth Rock.
But it failed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Wah...Stealth Rock again?
---
MissGreen: Stealth Rock?
Breloom used Spore.
Claydol fell asleep!
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Hee hee hee, now time for my last Swords Dance...and my chance to sweep this game!
---
Mr.Blue: oh sheesh yeah
Breloom used Swords Dance.
Breloom's attack was sharply raised.
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
I get confirmation on the misclick, and Breloom is ready to own...+6 attack and +2 Speed anyone? Heck yeah, I'm so excited to break out of my 2 loss losing streak....
MUA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
---
Breloom used Seed Bomb.
It's super effective!
Claydol lost 100% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Claydol fainted.
(3-4)
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BRELOOM WILL OWN YOUR AS-
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Crobat used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Breloom lost 100% of its health.
MissGreen's Breloom fainted.
(3-3)
---
...Oh...I completely forgot about that. Erm...uh...my team really needs better lures, and a better trainer.
Well, that kind of changes things. Hmm...what do I have? A useless Zapdos, a dieing Rotom, and a Flygon.
Gee, the momentum is kind of dead now.
Mr.Blue: cool
MissGreen: 'Should have Spored.
The Spore would've been useless anyways, since Crobat does have a Choice Scarf and +6 Speed.
Why didn't I get 2 more Agilities in?
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
MissGreen: Hmm...I'm in a very bad position.
Crobat used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 56% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Crobat fainted.
(2-3)
Rotom-h is hurt by poison!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Waiwut? He didn't switch. Hmm...I thought he'd switch to his final Pokemon...unless all last 3 of his team members hate electric typed attacks? Funny.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Come on come on, ROTOM GO KILL THAT SUICUNE IN ONE HIT!
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 70% of its health.
Suicune used Surf.
Rotom-h lost 24% of its health.
MissGreen's Rotom-h fainted.
...wah.
(2-2)
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Suicune lost 36% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Suicune fainted.
(1-2)
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
I Draco Meteored, as Fire Blast, U-turn, Earthquake would've been kind of risky. True, I am dealing with a special attack drop with two Pokemon left...but hey, it's better than Earthquake not 1hkoing and getting Flygon KOed and pretty much losing the match. Then again, Draco Meteor could have missed...
---
Mr.Blue switched in Gardevoir (lvl 100 Gardevoir ?).
Gardevoir traced Flygon's Levitate!
Hmph...his final Pokemon. A Gardevoir. Well, I really can't use Earthquake now.
MissGreen: Hey.
MissGreen: I used to have one of those.
Really, I did. I was a nub back then. Well, I'm arguably a nub now, but...
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Gardevoir used Trick.
Gardevoir obtained Leftovers!
Zapdos obtained Choice Specs!
Now to replenish Flygon's lost Special Attack...but I should've kept him in to grab that sexy Choice Specs on my Scarfgon.
---
Mr.Blue: gardy my fave u know
Mr.Blue: hehehe
He says "hehehe" a lot, that sucker.
Gardevoir used Thunderbolt.
Zapdos lost 30% of its health.
Zapdos used Baton Pass.
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Used Baton Pass to avoid the attack, but it was useless, anyways, since Thunderbolt does nothing to Flygon.
---
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 48% of its health.
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
Gardevoir used Will-o-wisp.
Gardevoir's attack missed!
Gardevoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gardevoir restored 6% of its health.
I wonder why the Will-O-Wisp. I mean, true, he doesn't know about Flygon's last move, Fire Blast, but still, I do have Draco Meteor...
Little did I know that the Will-o-wisp missing played a VERY important role...
---
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 23% of its health.
MissGreen's Zapdos fainted.
(1-1)
Gardevoir used Will-o-wisp.
But there was no target!
Gardevoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gardevoir restored 6% of its health.
I did this to get a free switch in, plus to replenish Flygon's lost Special attack, again. I was losing hope, though...if Gardevoir with her massive Special attack managed to KO flygon...
Later did I know did this Will-o-wisp missing played another very important role...
---
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 50% of its health.
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
Gardevoir used Psychic.
Flygon lost 68% of its health.
Gardevoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gardevoir restored 6% of its health.
---
MissGreen: EPIC
MissGreen: MATCH IS EPIC
Why, you may ask? Why? Because Flygon had...
1% health left...holy crap. I could've died right there if those Will-O-wisps hit, and get a +1 to my losing streak.
I had this game in the bag, though. MUA HA HA HA HA
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 20% of its health.
Gardevoir used Psychic.
Flygon lost 1% of its health.
MissGreen's Flygon fainted.
Mr.Blue wins!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE GOES MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol just kidding.
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 21% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Gardevoir fainted.
(0-1)
MissGreen wins!
Mr.Blue: yeah great oone
Mr.Blue: thnx gg
MissGreen: I NEED TO WARSTORY THIS
MissGreen: XD
MissGreen: GG
Mr.Blue has left the room.
This log was formatted using Warmachine Version 1.0
Slops
Hax on both sides.
My laziness to make this list longer.
Props
Hax on both sides.
Flygon. Now he's a permanent part of my team, and is featured in my avatar, heh heh.
My laziness to make this list longer.
Thank you for reading. Hope you found this epic.
...
There. Well, I better get back to topic and leave you guys gawking at those epic boobs.
_________________________________________________
It was a cold, winter night. I shivered in the frost, and clenched my Pokeball. My archenemy was here...and his name was...
Mr. Blue...well, okay, that wasn't really his name, but he told me to hush his real name up, so I'll be using this name.
"GREEN!" He boomed as thunder struck dramatically right behind him. "IF I WIN THIS POKEMON BATTLE, YOU GOTTA HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
"WHAT THE MEW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?" (I don't believe in Arceus, hence the use of Mew.) I angrily began to toss out my Pokeball...
"WAIT!"
"EH?"
"YOU CAN HAVE COOKIES IF YOU WIN!"
"..."
"MEW YEAH!"
I surveyed my Pokemon. A Jirachi wannabe, an oven wannabe, a Salamence wannabe, a Skarmory wannabe, a Blissey wannabe, and a Captain Falcon wannabe. They all shared the same trait of being wannabes, which surely puts them on equal status with some silly Rain Dance team.
I looked at Mr. Blue's team. Hitler, Michael Jackson, the Devil....oh dear Mew. All of his Pokemon shared a common goal - to destroy their opponent unmercifully. This would be a tough team to defeat if I ever wanted my cookies.
Mr.Blue's moves will look like this.
MissGreen's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Comments will look
Scores will be shown after each KO.
Oops...I meant for my moves to be in green. Sorry, I wasn't the first player, and it's too late to change it now.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
Mr.Blue sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
MissGreen sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
And there goes my standard Metagross. Oh wait, did I say standard? Remember what I said about the Jirachi wannabe?
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Metagross used Trick.
Metagross obtained Leftovers!
Crobat obtained Choice Scarf!
"MEW FAVORS ME!" I cry out. I actually had gambled on Metagross being faster with the Choice Scarf, but eh, I was wrong. I was still lucky it missed, though.
---
MissGreen: Hmmm...
Mr.Blue: ???
MissGreen: Can't decide on who will take the Sleep.
Mr.Blue switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
---
MissGreen: Never mind, then.
Odd. I thought he would have stayed and tried to put someone to sleep.
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Roar.
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
A double switch, as Zapdos threatens Suicune with a quick Thunderbolt or two. Oh, wait a second, he doesn't pack Thunderbolt.
WAIWUT!??!?
---
MissGreen switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Crobat used Taunt.
Metagross fell for the taunt!
I switched back to Metagross, as I expected a Taunt, and I didn't want to reveal any more of my Pokemon. I'm betting Mr.Blue thought I would Roar again.
---
Mr.Blue: there's a sleep clause right???
MissGreen: Yes.
I wonder why he said that.
Mr.Blue switched in Venusaur (lvl 100 Venusaur ?).
Metagross used Explosion.
Venusaur lost 100% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Venusaur fainted.
(5-6)
MissGreen's Metagross fainted.
(5-5)
Another prediction by me going correct. I thought from earlier that he did not have any ghost Pokemon, as he switched in Suicune onto Metagross. I was right.
Anyways, I don't really care about Stealth Rock...it isn't really essential for my team.
---
MissGreen: Only one Pokemon on your team can be asleep at a time.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Ambipom used Fake Out.
Breloom lost 50% of its health.
Breloom flinched!
Breloom was badly poisoned!
Oh no. You know what's coming...
---
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Lolnib, you predicted wrong.
Ambipom used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Rotom-h lost 14% of its health.
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Oh no, I know what's coming...
---
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Crobat used Hypnosis.
But it failed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
Too bad my Breloom is a status absorber, suckah.
---
MissGreen: =D
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
---
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It doesn't affect Rotom-h...
I'm getting a feeling that Mr.Blue is an idiot...
Rotom-h used Trick.
Rotom-h obtained Silk Scarf!
Ambipom obtained Choice Scarf!
Man, I love Trick. It cripples at least 75% of all Pokemon out there. Like right now. I just killed his Ambipom.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
MissGreen switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
WUT!??!?!? AN AGGRON!??!?! THAT'S FRIGGING IN THE NEVERUSED TIER!!!!
Oh, just wait and see.
In case you guys were wondering, why the blind switch? Well, I was getting the feeling that he would send in a counter to my Rotom, and Aggron has one of the best resistances and defense to switch to. And...
"BUT HE HAS 2 4X WEAKNESSES TO GROUND AND FIGHTING AND A 2X WEAKNESS TO WATER!!!"
Oh, just shut up.
---
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Crobat used U-turn.
Breloom lost 20% of its health.
MissGreen: Bah, wrong prediction.
That sums up my words. I thought Mr.Blue would be an idiot again and Hypnosis. 'Guess the idiot is getting smarter.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
---
MissGreen switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
Ambipom used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Aggron lost 12% of its health.
Mr.Blue3 switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
I thought Ambipom would have packed something threatening to Breloom, since that's why he switched it in against him. So I make the switch again to Aggron, but I'm met by a U-turn to Suicune. Crap.
---
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Suicune used Surf.
Zapdos lost 28% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
And Zapdos throughly enjoyed that STAB Surf with his godly special defense. Beat that, Blissey.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Roar.
Hmmm. This is the second time he sent in Claydol against Zapdos.
Mr.Blue switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
What a shame that is is Suicune. I really need to know all of his Pokemon to eliminate all of the counters to my main threat...
---
MissGreen: Lol.
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Roar.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Come on, not again...
---
Mr.Blue: haha
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Ambipom used Fake Out.
It doesn't affect Rotom-h...
Obvious Fake Out is obvious.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Crap. What does Claydol pack against Zapdos? I quickly make the switch to Aggron, as he resists both of Zapdo's weaknesses.
---
MissGreen switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
Claydol used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
I facepalmed.
---
MissGreen: Oh, so that's what you were doing.
Mr.Blue: yup hehe
Oh, I really thought he was out to destroy Zapdos with some rock or ice type move. God, I don't know enough about Pokemon. Oh wait a second, doesn't Claydol pack an ground-type move? If it's that...then...
Claydol used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
....
...
...
...
...
HAH HAH SUCKER, I HAVE A SHUCA BERRY THAT WOULD RENDER THAT EARTH POWER USELESS, AND THEN I'M GOING TO METAL BURST THAT ATTACK RIGHT UP YOU AS-
A critical hit!
...
Aggron lost 88% of its health.
MissGreen's Aggron fainted.
...
(5-4)
...
The Shuca Berry weakened Earth Power's power!
---
...
Hax really sucks. Now for raging time.
MissGreen: BAH
MissGreen: STUPID CRITICAL HIT
Mr.Blue: great hax
MissGreen: AGGRON WOULD HAVE METAL BURSTED YOUR BUTT IF HE LIVED.
MissGreen: !:!%$!!!!%^
/end rage.
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
IS THIS MY FINAL SWEEPER!??!?!
...No. Even though Flygon is my last Pokemon revealed, he is definitely not my final sweeper.
Mr.Blue: that was IF he lived hehehe thnx for the hax ARCEUS.
MissGreen: This is probably going to be my 3rd game losing to hax...in a row D=.
Seriously. I just lost two games due to hacks on my final sweeper.
Flygon used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Claydol lost 33% of its health.
Choice Scarf, suckah. Too bad "Super Effective" was only 33%...
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Claydol used Toxic.
Rotom-h was badly poisoned!
Rotom-h is hurt by poison!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
How come didn't I see that coming? Should've switched to Breloom.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Rotom-h used Shadow Ball.
Crobat lost 44% of its health.
Rotom-h is hurt by poison!
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Bah. I should'be used Thunderbolt.
---
MissGreen: Now I'm regretting not having stealth rock up.
Seriously. I would have probably KOed his Crobat by now with Stealth Rock. Plus, if I did have it up, then I could've KOed his Crobat with Shadow Ball the next turn...well, if Hypnosis missed. But boy, did I see the next move coming from a mile away.
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Breloom.
Breloom lost 6% of its health.
Crobat used Hypnosis.
Crobat's attack missed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
---
Lolnib. That miss didn't matter, with Breloom already being poisoned and all.
Mr.Blue switched in Ambipom (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
Breloom used Spore.
Ambipom fell asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
I used Spore, as Crobat still has that Choice Scarf and cannot threaten Breloom in any way, being locked into Hypnosis. A win-win situation for me.
---
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Ambipom is fast asleep!
Hmph. I thought he would have switched to a Breloom counter. I would've switched to Aggron, but he fainted. I didn't want to lose some more of Rotom's health due to the Toxic, and Zapdos would have cried at the Stealth Rock. So Flygon it was. Plus, he has that sexy move that lolSalamence doesn't have...
---
Ambipom is fast asleep!
Flygon used U-turn.
Ambipom lost 31% of its health.
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Breloom.
Breloom lost 6% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 12% of its health.
He really is going to let Ambipom die?
---
Ambipom woke up!
Ambipom used Fake Out.
But it failed!
Breloom uses FALCON....
Breloom used Drain Punch.
Waiwut?
It's super effective!
Ambipom lost 69% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Ambipom fainted.
(4-4)
Breloom absorbed health!
Breloom restored 21% of its health.
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Wow, I really think Mr.Blue is an idiot for using Fake Out.
And my Breloom ain't the Subseed variety, suckah.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Crobat used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Zapdos lost 7% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
I switched to Zapdos to prepare my final sweep...I'm pretty sure all of the counters are dead, except his last unknown Pokemon...oh well...I gotta wrap this battle up soon, the Stealth Rocks are really starting to hurt.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Zapdos used Agility.
Zapdos's speed was sharply raised.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
Hurray for a free Agility. I fear that Claydol would destroy Zapdos somehow, so I jumped the gun.
---
Zapdos used Baton Pass.
MissGreen switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Breloom.
Breloom lost 6% of its health.
Yup yup, Breloom is my final sweeper.
Claydol used Toxic.
Claydol's attack missed!
Bah, I should have stayed with more Agilities...
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Breloom restored 6% of its health.
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
---
Breloom used Spore.
Claydol fell asleep!
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
---
With an Agility, Breloom is God. NOTHING threatens him. With speed and a 100% sleep inducing move, everything will DIE!
Breloom used Swords Dance.
Breloom's attack was sharply raised.
Yup yup, mine is the Swords Dance variety.
Claydol woke up!
Claydol used Stealth Rock.
But it failed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 6% of its health.
What? Stealth Rock?
---
MissGreen: Misclick?
Breloom used Spore.
Claydol fell asleep!
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Claydol's leftovers restored its health a little!
Claydol restored 2% of its health.
I wonder why he isn't switching yet (and about the Stealth Rock). I mean, I'm getting all of these free Swords Dances.
---
Mr.Blue: which one?
Breloom used Swords Dance.
Breloom's attack was sharply raised.
Claydol woke up!
Claydol used Stealth Rock.
But it failed!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Wah...Stealth Rock again?
---
MissGreen: Stealth Rock?
Breloom used Spore.
Claydol fell asleep!
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
Hee hee hee, now time for my last Swords Dance...and my chance to sweep this game!
---
Mr.Blue: oh sheesh yeah
Breloom used Swords Dance.
Breloom's attack was sharply raised.
Claydol is fast asleep!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
I get confirmation on the misclick, and Breloom is ready to own...+6 attack and +2 Speed anyone? Heck yeah, I'm so excited to break out of my 2 loss losing streak....
MUA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
---
Breloom used Seed Bomb.
It's super effective!
Claydol lost 100% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Claydol fainted.
(3-4)
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BRELOOM WILL OWN YOUR AS-
---
Mr.Blue switched in Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
Crobat used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Breloom lost 100% of its health.
MissGreen's Breloom fainted.
(3-3)
---
...Oh...I completely forgot about that. Erm...uh...my team really needs better lures, and a better trainer.
Well, that kind of changes things. Hmm...what do I have? A useless Zapdos, a dieing Rotom, and a Flygon.
Gee, the momentum is kind of dead now.
Mr.Blue: cool
MissGreen: 'Should have Spored.
The Spore would've been useless anyways, since Crobat does have a Choice Scarf and +6 Speed.
Why didn't I get 2 more Agilities in?
MissGreen switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-h.
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
MissGreen: Hmm...I'm in a very bad position.
Crobat used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Rotom-h lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Crobat lost 56% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Crobat fainted.
(2-3)
Rotom-h is hurt by poison!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Waiwut? He didn't switch. Hmm...I thought he'd switch to his final Pokemon...unless all last 3 of his team members hate electric typed attacks? Funny.
---
Mr.Blue switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Come on come on, ROTOM GO KILL THAT SUICUNE IN ONE HIT!
Rotom-h used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 70% of its health.
Suicune used Surf.
Rotom-h lost 24% of its health.
MissGreen's Rotom-h fainted.
...wah.
(2-2)
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Suicune lost 36% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Suicune fainted.
(1-2)
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
I Draco Meteored, as Fire Blast, U-turn, Earthquake would've been kind of risky. True, I am dealing with a special attack drop with two Pokemon left...but hey, it's better than Earthquake not 1hkoing and getting Flygon KOed and pretty much losing the match. Then again, Draco Meteor could have missed...
---
Mr.Blue switched in Gardevoir (lvl 100 Gardevoir ?).
Gardevoir traced Flygon's Levitate!
Hmph...his final Pokemon. A Gardevoir. Well, I really can't use Earthquake now.
MissGreen: Hey.
MissGreen: I used to have one of those.
Really, I did. I was a nub back then. Well, I'm arguably a nub now, but...
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Gardevoir used Trick.
Gardevoir obtained Leftovers!
Zapdos obtained Choice Specs!
Now to replenish Flygon's lost Special Attack...but I should've kept him in to grab that sexy Choice Specs on my Scarfgon.
---
Mr.Blue: gardy my fave u know
Mr.Blue: hehehe
He says "hehehe" a lot, that sucker.
Gardevoir used Thunderbolt.
Zapdos lost 30% of its health.
Zapdos used Baton Pass.
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Used Baton Pass to avoid the attack, but it was useless, anyways, since Thunderbolt does nothing to Flygon.
---
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 48% of its health.
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
Gardevoir used Will-o-wisp.
Gardevoir's attack missed!
Gardevoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gardevoir restored 6% of its health.
I wonder why the Will-O-Wisp. I mean, true, he doesn't know about Flygon's last move, Fire Blast, but still, I do have Draco Meteor...
Little did I know that the Will-o-wisp missing played a VERY important role...
---
MissGreen switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 23% of its health.
MissGreen's Zapdos fainted.
(1-1)
Gardevoir used Will-o-wisp.
But there was no target!
Gardevoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gardevoir restored 6% of its health.
I did this to get a free switch in, plus to replenish Flygon's lost Special attack, again. I was losing hope, though...if Gardevoir with her massive Special attack managed to KO flygon...
Later did I know did this Will-o-wisp missing played another very important role...
---
MissGreen switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 50% of its health.
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
Gardevoir used Psychic.
Flygon lost 68% of its health.
Gardevoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gardevoir restored 6% of its health.
---
MissGreen: EPIC
MissGreen: MATCH IS EPIC
Why, you may ask? Why? Because Flygon had...
1% health left...holy crap. I could've died right there if those Will-O-wisps hit, and get a +1 to my losing streak.
I had this game in the bag, though. MUA HA HA HA HA
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 20% of its health.
Gardevoir used Psychic.
Flygon lost 1% of its health.
MissGreen's Flygon fainted.
Mr.Blue wins!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE GOES MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol just kidding.
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
Gardevoir lost 21% of its health.
Mr.Blue's Gardevoir fainted.
(0-1)
MissGreen wins!
Mr.Blue: yeah great oone
Mr.Blue: thnx gg
MissGreen: I NEED TO WARSTORY THIS
MissGreen: XD
MissGreen: GG
Mr.Blue has left the room.
This log was formatted using Warmachine Version 1.0
Slops
Hax on both sides.
My laziness to make this list longer.
Props
Hax on both sides.
Flygon. Now he's a permanent part of my team, and is featured in my avatar, heh heh.
My laziness to make this list longer.
Thank you for reading. Hope you found this epic.
