BAH-HUMBUG: unpopular holiday opinions 2

[antemortem]

as a follow-up to the 2021 SMASH HIT “BAH-HUMBUG: unpopular holiday opinions”, which included notable tracks such as:

die hard is not a movie.

it's fine to blow tons of money on black friday stuff or christmas tat. what the fuck else are you gonna spend it on? "experiences"? Experience having a ton of stuff you don't need, lol

the best part about this post is how loudly i can hear your Reaganomics video playing in the background

egg nog should be common year-round

when i was younger i thought that if i touched a cross i would get burned (i dont accept christ)

we should stop teaching kids about santa so that they stop growing up to be egirl socialists thinking they deserve money from their male twitter followers

christmas is a disgusting capitalist holiday that has lost all of it's original meaning

jewish children should ask santa for beyblades so that they can stop using that boring top

drop your most controversial holiday opinions… do your worst

 

[CaffeineBoost]

die hard does not belong on a pizza.

 

[a fairy]

the fact that it has become socially acceptable to be a grinch about christmas means being a grinch isn't possible anymore, and disliking the holidays is now part of celebrating it

 

[faint]

YOU ARE PROBABLY ON NATIVE LAND

 

[boo836]

cool vigilante tip: if you drug the cookies with horse tranquilizers, you can catch the scumbag who keeps breaking into your house on the holidays

 

[boo836]

alternatively, if you drug cookie with horse tranquilizer, you can strap him to the table and use him as bait to catch the Holiday Home Invader. Man will do just about anything to chase that dragon.

 

[GatoDelFuego]

I really hate "holiday food", just make a normal fr*cken meal

 

[Sijih]

alternatively, if you drug cookie with horse tranquilizer,

people in the uk do horse sedatives for fun any tranquilizer dart you shoot cookie with will probably be like a fourth of his saturday evening ket dose

 

[Fishy]

ham > turkey

 

[Opchurtle100]

If Christmas is so good where is Christmas 2

 

[Adeleine]

If Christmas is so good where is Christmas 2

they gave it a prequel instead (thanksgiving)

 

[phoopes]

If Christmas is so good where is Christmas 2

literally Easter

 

[Fusion Flare]

i detest the wretched fungus that is christmas padoru. every december it infects my tls like a rat outbreak

 

[Arcticblast]

more businesses should be closed on Christmas Eve, because nobody should have to go through the hell that is working retail on Christmas Eve

(unfortunately for the workers, this doesn't apply to food and other necessary stuff)

 

[Voltage]

YOU ARE PROBABLY ON NATIVE LAND

based take

 

[Myzozoa]

ham > turkey

maybe the novice ham preparation>novice turkey preparation but the expert turkey preparation>>>> than the expert ham preparation.

I really hate "holiday food", just make a normal fr*cken meal

american holiday food is not good and should not be made every year imo, just make things you like. some ppl rly like mashed potatoes green bean 'casserole' and stuffing but i am against them. Some ppl say restrictions breed creativity, I say the amount of invention needed to make green bean casserole and stuffing good would be better spent making something you actually like in the first place.

Also I fervently believe everyone who isn't jewish should eat chinese food on christmas day at least once.

YOU ARE PROBABLY ON NATIVE LAND

american bragging

 

[Bughouse]

spanish atheists celebrate christmenos

 

[Cratersmash]

I really hate "holiday food", just make a normal fr*cken meal

Cinnamon rolls are good though

 

[antemortem]

I really hate "holiday food", just make a normal fr*cken meal

your meat loaf just isn’t gonna cut it this year dude

 

[Garrett]

Christmas projector lights are disgusting. Either be a tryhard and attempt to properly decorate your lawn with those dumbass light-up reindeer, lines of annoying-to-wrap-around light wires, and big blow up Santa, or admit you're lazy/a true scrooge-pilled intellectual and do nothing to save yourself from neighborly criticism. None of this half-assed "set it up, plug it in, and pretend it looks pleasing to the eye."

If I was a carjacker I would steal catalytic converters from these houses' cars first

 

[earl]

i detest the wretched fungus that is christmas padoru. every december it infects my tls like a rat outbreak

is that the spinning santa anime girl gif thats spammed every december? if so based take i hate that shit

 

[Opchurtle100]

literally Easter

Easter is fake af

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Easter is fake af

why hast thou forsaken me?

 

[antemortem]

Easter is fake af

tell that to

 

[Opchurtle100]

tell that to View attachment 472130

Easter is fake af