Hello all!
So, I've been playing Pokemon Unite on and off since release, and currently its the main game me and my boyfriend play together, so I wanted to do a Lets Play of it because its exam season again and I need an excuse to not study. So without further ado, lets get into it!
Now, when I originally started planning this challenge, I was considering just doing a Supporter only run. This would make me MUCH more reliant on my teammates, and make it so I couldnt just play every match like it was the same match, by ignoring my teammates and trying to carry by myself. While that might have worked a few months ago, back in September we had a balance patch release which MASSIVELY buffed Mr Mime, who was otherwise one of the worst pokemon in the game. Mime quickly rose to become a top tier pokemon, and as a Supporter that could EASILY carry bad teams, would make this challenge trivial. I considered just banning Mime from the challenge, but then the question arose of what I would do if, say, Eldegoss or Hoopa got similarly buffed and made the challenge trivial. Which is how I settled on the current challenge rules, which are...
With those incredibly unfair rules imposed, the time to begin the challenge starts now!
Except I couldnt actually play too much rn, so Ill post screenshots of the tutorial, along with the Pokemon I chose at the beginning of the game, along with a list of the pokemon I can play with right now, with a brief explanation of whether Im planning to buy them or not.
To start off, I make a new account. If anyone wants to friend me and play in Standard (not ranked) with me, feel free to do so!
Just some nice tutorial vibes here.
A little teaser of the gameplay if you havent seen it before.
And now, finally, the Choice.
Now this is a VERY annoying selection. Before the most recent balance patch, I could have chosen between Eldegoss and Pikachu, since the other three are pretty good in game. With the most recent patch, however, Eldegoss got buffed out of C Rank into A Rank on Unite DB. I dont personally agree with this, Elde still seems pretty meh to me and outclassed by other Supports, but regardless, I am left with the daunting inevitability of having to choose my least favorite pokemon in the game.
Hello you goddamn stupid fucking mouse. Its worth noting that unlike every other evolution family in the game, Pikachu can not evolve in Raichu during a game. Horrible game design. I hate this stupid thing.
Thats about it for this update. Next update, me and Pikachu against the world.
Now, a list of Pokemon I can use currently, and whether theyre worth it or not:
Blastoise is probably the worst defender in game at the moment, having a horrible early and mid game, and really only coming into its own once it reaches level 9, which is probably halfway through the game. Regardless, it is a solid option given its decent offensive prowess with the Rapid Spin/Water Spout build, although its 10k coin pricetag is giving me pause atm. Its also worth it to note that Blastoise is probably overdue for a buff, so I might lose a playable character very soon if I buy him.
Poor, poor, Buzzwole. He has a decent kit, and can put out some very nice damage, but unfortunately he costs 12k coins and has been buffed every patch since release, making him more trouble than he's potentially worth.
Cram is an intriguing option. At 8k coins, he's very affordable, and can do good damage. He's also been consistently nerfed, so the possibility of him rising anytime soon seems low. I would like something more reliable though, as Im not very familiar with his gameplay.
Now This Is Good. Crustle has a bunch of viable builds, is still C tier despite being recently buffed, and is the closest thing I could get to a carry. As a bonus, we get him for free, so I could buy him in the shop for 6k coins and then get a refund on him once we unlock him! Very solid choice, definitely a must-have.
As fun as this pokemon is, its horribly inconsistent from game to game, and relies too much on getting fed to put in work. The 10k price tag puts this issue to rest. Not a fan.
Stuns at level 4 are nice, and its damage output is middling enough for me to be able to justify using it. 10k is fucked up though.
Weakest early game of any pokemon on this list. Hard pass.
We get this for free almost immediately, and this is a great upgrade over Pikachu. Has two decentish builds, and is weak enough to make me struggle. Definitely a must-have.
10k is again hard to justify, but it is the most viable defender we are going to have access to anytime soon. Might be good for role-filling games when I dont want to play Crustle.
We get this for free, but even then I dont think its particularly useful. Zera is just bad in the meta rn imo. It does get nice iframes on Wild Charge, but it takes too long to get going.
this is getting a buff next patch, so not an option rn. Might be intriguing if shes still low tier after the buff, but for now I'll hold off.
One of the two Support options. Wiggly is much better get for a cheaper price tag, so Im not too interested, but his moveset is VERY unique and this one is probably the harder of the two to use. We'll see how it goes.
The best supporter we have access to rn. Sing + Double Slap is a disgustingly good combo, while still not doing enough damage for it to be considered a carry. Its unite move is one of the worst in the game as well, so thats a bonus for the challenge. Must have.
We get this for free, and its okay. I might disallow it just because it has carry potential, but Im undecided rn.
Take a pokemon with the best healing move in the game, one of the fastest charging unite moves, and give it a move that prevents dashes and a fair amount of escape options and you get...the lowest winrate in the game? Clefable is so strange. Its kit is so good, but its stats are just bafflingly bad. Add a 12k price tag and you have a recipe for disaster. Soft pass.
Rn our must haves are:

Pokemon I get for free:

Pokemon to consider buying:
Next update, we start our grind! Thank you all for having a look!
So, I've been playing Pokemon Unite on and off since release, and currently its the main game me and my boyfriend play together, so I wanted to do a Lets Play of it because its exam season again and I need an excuse to not study. So without further ado, lets get into it!
So, if you didnt know, Pokemon Unite is a MOBA for mobile and Switch, and is probably the game that has made me the angriest in my life. Its pretty simple, you play on a map with 4 teammates and 5 enemies, all of whom are (usually) real other people playing the game. You knock out wild pokemon for experience and points, brawl with the enemy players to try to knock them out, and score your points in their goals. The team that scores the most goals wins. It sounds simple, but the reality is that this game is infuriatingly complicated with hidden mechanics and the like, which I will be explaining as they come up.
Nevertheless, its a relatively easy grind. While the matchmaking might have you infuriated, you only need around an average ~40% winrate to get from Beginner Rank (the lowest rank) to Master Rank (the highest rank) each season. So if this was just a normal playthrough, there wouldnt really be any challenge to it.
Nevertheless, its a relatively easy grind. While the matchmaking might have you infuriated, you only need around an average ~40% winrate to get from Beginner Rank (the lowest rank) to Master Rank (the highest rank) each season. So if this was just a normal playthrough, there wouldnt really be any challenge to it.
Now, when I originally started planning this challenge, I was considering just doing a Supporter only run. This would make me MUCH more reliant on my teammates, and make it so I couldnt just play every match like it was the same match, by ignoring my teammates and trying to carry by myself. While that might have worked a few months ago, back in September we had a balance patch release which MASSIVELY buffed Mr Mime, who was otherwise one of the worst pokemon in the game. Mime quickly rose to become a top tier pokemon, and as a Supporter that could EASILY carry bad teams, would make this challenge trivial. I considered just banning Mime from the challenge, but then the question arose of what I would do if, say, Eldegoss or Hoopa got similarly buffed and made the challenge trivial. Which is how I settled on the current challenge rules, which are...
- For me to be able to play a pokemon, they must meet the following criteria:
- If they are an Attacker, they need to be ranked at most C rank on the Unite DB Viability Rankings, OR be in the bottom 5 winrate of their class according to the Unite API Statistics
- If they are an Speedster, they need to be ranked at most C rank on the Unite DB Viability Rankings.
- If they are a Supporter or Defender, they need to be ranked at most C rank on the Unite DB Viability Rankings, OR be in the bottom 10 winrate of ANY class according to Unite API Statistics
- I can only play the All Rounder with the worst winrate.
- I must stay upto date with these rankings, ie, if a balance patch releases between updates of this Lets Play, I must only use Pokemon that adhere to these rules. If I have no Pokemon that adhere to these rules and cannot obtain another, I must only use the lowest winrate Pokemon I own.
- I will be playing as a free-to-play player, so I cannot spend real money in game to unlock pokemon or items.
- If I personally feel like a Pokemon that is allowed by the rules would break the spirit of the challenge, I will not use it.
- If I personally feel like a Pokemon that is disallowed by the rules would follow the spirit of the challenge, I will stick with the rules.
- I will only play in Solo Queue, ie, I cannot play with predetermined team members. This is to ensure I cant cheese the rules by just playing a bad supporter while my boyfriend plays broken mons he uses very well.
- Wherever possible, I must role-fill in a game that has no supporter or defender. The priority is Supporter > Defender because its much harder to carry with my support options. If those roles are already taken, I may use an attacker/speedster/all rounder of my choice instead.
With those incredibly unfair rules imposed, the time to begin the challenge starts now!
Except I couldnt actually play too much rn, so Ill post screenshots of the tutorial, along with the Pokemon I chose at the beginning of the game, along with a list of the pokemon I can play with right now, with a brief explanation of whether Im planning to buy them or not.
To start off, I make a new account. If anyone wants to friend me and play in Standard (not ranked) with me, feel free to do so!
Just some nice tutorial vibes here.
And now, finally, the Choice.
Now this is a VERY annoying selection. Before the most recent balance patch, I could have chosen between Eldegoss and Pikachu, since the other three are pretty good in game. With the most recent patch, however, Eldegoss got buffed out of C Rank into A Rank on Unite DB. I dont personally agree with this, Elde still seems pretty meh to me and outclassed by other Supports, but regardless, I am left with the daunting inevitability of having to choose my least favorite pokemon in the game.
Hello you goddamn stupid fucking mouse. Its worth noting that unlike every other evolution family in the game, Pikachu can not evolve in Raichu during a game. Horrible game design. I hate this stupid thing.
Thats about it for this update. Next update, me and Pikachu against the world.
Now, a list of Pokemon I can use currently, and whether theyre worth it or not:















Rn our must haves are:



Pokemon I get for free:




Pokemon to consider buying:




Next update, we start our grind! Thank you all for having a look!
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