Now we begin our final eulogy of the regular season: my beloved Stark Sharks.
The Jerk took over the Sharks this year after a brief one-year hiatus. The team decided to allot a large chunk of their budget to Sharks-icon Conflict, who as seen as the consensus best GSCer in the pool. Conflict had performed excellently in SPL in recent years, having amassed a 26-11 record over the past 4 editions of the tournament. The GSC pool this year was certainly better than last year's, but pretty much everyone expected Conflict to do well. He underperformed for his lofty 30.5k price tag, which was definitely a bit of an issue for the team considering that every single one of the team's weeks besides the final one was decided by one game. The team's other main investments were Niko and TDNT. Niko was quite obviously an overpay, and while him going 3-6 is surprising, it certainly is not the craziest thing in the world. Niko's stocks seem to ping pong based on his most recent performance, and paying 19k for him certainly seemed like a rather short-sighted decision. He had an excellent SCL, but he was only 3k in that tournament; surely one tour does not justify a 16k price increase for someone that we have a good amount of data on at this point. Part of the price increase was driven by the fact that many good SV players were retained, meaning that teams had to splurge to acquire the few seemingly-elite talents that were left. Nonetheless, this was obviously going to be an overpay. Luckily for the team, they recouped a lot of the value by getting TDNT for only 15k. They were willing to go up to 25k for him, but a combination of his price-fixing attempt coupled with some deals the Sharks orchestrated with other teams dropped The Uncle's price all the way to 15k. At the time, I said this was probably the biggest steal of the auction, and while things did not start out well for him, he managed to notch some much-needed wins in later weeks and end up as a solid pick for the depressed price.
The Sharks' season started out well, with violet river taking down Fruhdazi in a luck-assisted win in the first game of the season. This win was especially big given that the team was facing a nerfed version of the Tyrants in Week, as they would be without one of their ace players in Luthier. Unfortunately, the week would end in heartbreak for the team, as they would lose 7-5 after Mada took down Jyt, a man who many in the Jerk felt was one of the best players on the site following his scintillating SCL performance. The team would rebound in Week 2, as their RBY player Nicole brought home the win against Genesis7 to put the Sharks at 1-1 heading into Week 3. They would unfortunately lose yet another close series against the Classiest that week, putting the team at 1-2. While things were not dire yet, things were certainly not ideal. In Week 4, the team had a chance to snatch a win against the Raiders, but only managed to get a tie after Gama took down Fc in the final game. This dropped the team to 1-2-1 heading into midseason, which was certainly not ideal. The team needed to start getting wins; they clearly had talent, but they were seemingly just unable to get over the hump each week. The main problem at this juncture were the struggles of some of their players. Niko and TDNT were both 1-3, while SCL hero Jyt sat at 0-3 and was put on the bench in Week 4. It became clear at this point that perhaps investing 32.5k on two players that should hav probably been closer to 20k combined was not a good idea. Week 5 appeared to be in dire straits, as the team fell into a 4-5 hole with the following matchups remaining: Punny vs. Drach / Pak vs. River / Fog vs. Ahy. Getting even a tie out of this would be good, given that the team was certainly an underdog in all 3 of these matchups. However, miraculously, all 3 of these players managed to win, pushing the Sharks to 2-2-1 and really turning their season around. Perhaps the most impressive part of this win was that TDNT, one of the team's cornerstones, did not play this week, as his managers felt he needed a break after his rather poor play over the first 4 weeks of the season.
Things were certainly looking up for the Sharks after this win, as their remaining schedule was rather soft as well on paper. They would narrowly win Week 6 after Attribute took down clean in a back-and-forth intense game. In Week 7, they would get a donation victory against the Cryonicles, the worst team in the tour. After dismantling them with ease, they found themselves sitting at 9 points with +8 BD, with bouts against the bottom-feeder BIGs and the playoff-hopeful Scooters in the final 2 weeks of the season. The team was even winning despite Conflict, their most expensive player, only being 4-3 at this juncture. At this point, the jetou simulations gave the the team a whopping 83.795% chance to make the playoffs. The Wolfpack, meanwhile, who would go on to make the playoffs, sat at a measly 11.1%. Also, these odds were calculated with the notion that each matchup was 50/50. Given the talent level of the Sharks and the competition they were playing, their real odds were closer to 90% or probably even 95% in my mind. It would take a catastrophic collapse for the team to lose from here....The team did decide to make one tweak to their lineup in Week 8, finally having decided that violet river was probably not good enough to play in SPL. They put in SPL veteran Zokuru into GSC and swapped Conflict into ADV; I would have started Zokuru from Week 1, but I digress. The Sharks would go 1-1 total between those two tiers that week, which would unfortunately not be enough, as bhkg would upset Niko and give the BIGs the victory. It should also be noted that, up to this point, the Sharks had not won both of GSC and ADV in the same week at any point this season, which is honestly kind of insane. Anyway, this loss was certainly not ideal, but the team still had good odds to make the playoffs, with the aforementioned jetou calculations STILL giving the team a 75% chance to make it due to their high BD and point total.
The team would face off against the Scooters in Week 9, a team which was trying to squeak into the playoffs after collapsing in recent times. One of the most crucial games of the week featured Attribute against Pkel. Attribute was one of the team's best players, and by this point, had established himself as a sheet warrior, having compiled a 26-12 record in his team tournament career. He was in a good position and looked to have a good shot of securing the win. However, he incorrectly predicted Pkel's tera-type and narrowly lost, dealing a big blow to the Sharks' playoff hopes. The team would soon lose the week, as the Scooters would hit 7 wins after their ace player, Garay Oak, dismantled lighthouses in what was mostly a one-sided affair. The team's season was not over yet, though, as other contenders were also struggling. If both Ahy and Conflict managed to win, the Sharks would get in the playoffs if the Tyrants did not manage to win another game in their series, which was decently likely. Conflict seemed to be heavily favored in his matchup, as he was playing a random mainer named mayopockets, but Ahy's game against hellom would certainly prove to be difficult. Unfortunately, Ahy's game went off the rails after turn 1, where he chose not to U-Turn with his Corviknight against hellom's Gholdengo. This allowed hellom to get his Ogerpon-W in against Ahy's Ting Lu and take over the game. Ahy risked a speed tie on turn 5 with his Iron Moth against it, but luck was not in his favor this time. Given how the rest of the game went, this was probably not the correct decision. However, nothing really could be done after that, as hellom dominated the game and took home the win, knocking the Sharks out of the competition. The team can take some solace in knowing that the Tyrants made the playoffs anyway, meaning that the Sharks were 2 wins away from making the playoffs in Week 9 as opposed to 1 win. Still, though, this was nothing short of a massive collapse from a team that close to 90% odds of making the playoffs 2 weeks ago.
The team certainly got a lot right in terms of who they drafted. Lily was an amazing value this SPL, greatly exceeding my expectations, while Attribute was a phenomenal retain. elodin was a solid BW pick, which certainly is not surprising. The team did well in getting both Nicole and Drachenkeule, who provided solid value to the team for their costs. lighthouses also proved to be a solid pickup, notching 4 wins for 3k. crucify struggled some in the madhouse, but that will occasionally happen; elodin won his one game there, so the team did go 4-5 there overall. Ahy also helped save the team's season with his big win over Fog. And, as previously mentioned, TDNT turned his season around and wound up being a solid pick. Conflict's underperformance certainly hurt the team a lot; I'm not really sure anyone could have predicted that he would only get 5 wins after his previous performances, especially his superb showing last year. There is not much you can do about that. Niko + Jyt went 3-10 combined for 31.5k, which was certainly a disaster. I don't think it is particularly surprising that both of these players were overpays; the team put too much stock into one team tour performance for my liking. Both of these players have a large sample of results and, while no one would have predicted them to go 3-10 combined, I would have been surprised if they provided good value at that combined cost. For the record, I don't think the Jyt price was really that bad; he was only a couple thousand overpriced, probably. The Niko price was certainly ridiculous, though. The team's ADV slot was also a disaster for most of the season, as getting violet river for 3k when baddummy was also 3k was probably a bad idea; granted, he obviously would not have been 3k if the Sharks bid on him as well. Personally, as a sheet believer, I would have just started Zokuru from Week 1, as he has consistently proven that he is good enough to play in this tournament and tread water. Given that the team only missed the playoffs by the narrowest of margins, perhaps this could have been the difference between life and death for them.
Overall, the Sharks were definitely a solid team. They just fell flat and failed to capitalize on their opportunity to clinch a playoff spot. I think I would say there are 3 main reasons for the failure:
1. Conflict underperformance. When your 30.5k player goes 5-4, it certainly is not ideal. You cannot blame the Sharks for picking him, though, especially given the overwhelming strength he provides as a tiebreak option.
2. Overvaluing one tournament instead of caring more about the larger sample size, which led to the team vastly overpaying for Niko.
3. Not starting Zokuru from Week 1. This one is more arguable, but as a sheet believer and someone who is inherently skeptical of newer players, I think my thought process is pretty justified.
It is unfortunate that the GOAT franchise will not return to glory this season. This franchise will always be the one I care the most about. Perhaps, one day, they will lift the coveted SPL trophy once again...but it will not be this year. Also, I kind of have to mention it, so...the Giannis team tour curse is real. See you next week.