Random Shit: Going Off On Tangents Edition
-Life Orb Donphan. It killed itself after a Greninja's Scald tripped Sturdy.
At least use a Choice Band
-There are some things that Breloom can effectively used Bullet Seed on. X-zard, however, is not one of them.
Was it at least holding a Sash?
-Breloom using Rock Tomb on Ferrothorn. And then got hit (but not KO'ed, amazingly) by Gyro Ball.
Probably predicting a switch?
-Swampert using EQ on Skarmory.
Predicting Roost?
-Thundurus using Thunder Punch. On Garchomp.
How does that thing even punch?
-Said Garchomp was banded, but was spamming Flamethrower.
No comment.
-Specs Gyarados.
Greatest lure in the game.
-Specs Charizard with Flare Blitz.
See above.
-Grass Knot Metagross.
Was legit last Generation if you were going mixed.
-SD M-Scizor with Bug Buzz. And Aerial Ace. And, in a brief display of sanity, Bullet Punch.
At least use Acrobatics
-Welp:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-138485888 Well, he tried.
-Beedrill.
Great T-Spikes lead.
-Leafeon.
Was it Chlorophyll on a semi-sun team?
-Signal Beam M-Manectric.
Hits Grass / Psychic types harder than HP Ice.
-A random Protect Chandelure.
Nice scout you got there.
-Sub+DD+Fly+Dragon Rush Dragonite.
At least have decency to use Hone Claws.
-Toxic Orb Entei and Poliwrath on someone's team.
.......No comment......
-Sableye using Will-o-Wisp on an Absol that was obviously about to mega evolve.
Must've been predicting something?
-Foul Play Xatu. On Deoxys-D, of all things.
Didn't see that one coming
-Mono attacking Curselax isn't awful, but it is if its attack is Gunk Shot.
Especially since it has only 8 PP
-Stone Edge Shuckle.
I've seen Rock Tomb, but....
-Excadrill outspeeding +1 X-zard without Sand Rush, and if it was a scarf, it means Zard wasn't invested in speed that much.
Scarf Jolly Excadrill outruns +1 Adamant X Zard by 4 points.
-Setting up on Quagsire, and also spamming Foul Play on it.
........No comment...........
-What I'm assuming to be Bright Powder Jellicent.
Gotta go dodging.
-Sucker Punch On M-Banette? Okay then.
May as well use that 165 Base attack.
-Mantine.
It can Defog & counter Landorus-I.
-Swoobat.
Going for that huge Simple sweep.
-Someone running Gravity Landorus-T... alongside Dragonite, Air Balloon Chandelure, and Bounce Greninja.
Counterproductive much?
-Water Absorb Quagsire, which managed to catch that Rotom-W off guard all right. Funny part is, according to its owner, it was an accident.
Clicked the wrong ability apparently.
-Leftovers Gliscor.
Ever hear of Toxic Orb?
-Lumineon, Fearow, Victreebel, Gigalith, and Torkoal on a team. At least he had the decency to throw Bisharp on at the end.
Looks like a Mediocremons team to me bar the Bisharp,
-Emboar.
At least use Infernape first.
-Shell Bell Hydreigon.
I'm done here.
-Y-zard outspeeding Greninja.
Timid Greninja needs 72 or less Speed EVs for this to happen, so he must've been using some whacky EVs or none at all.
-Giga Drain Ferrothorn.
Cause Leech Seed is too mainstream.
-Flame Charge X-zard. Gotta go fast, I guess.
I've seen this along with Belly Drum.
-Dragon Breath Latios.
Gotta get that paralysis amirite?