Sorry for making you answer questions for an extra couple days, Fatecrashers (the punk wanted to end his well after 3 days -_~), I was being lazy. But I have arrived to save you.
"A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Sunday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer." The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down, "Why not on Sunday?" A voice from in the well shouts back, "Because on Sunday, it's your day in the well."
Hi I'm JabbaTheGriffin, a 23 year-old law student at Penn State. Let's get a few things out of the way so I don't get bombarded with inane questions about retarded obvious shit. Yes, I drink a lot, but not nearly as much as you think. My favorite drink is a gin and tonic, my favorite beer is Dos Equis.
The most embarrassing thing I ever did while drunk was chug a beer because it was my turn to grab a round and I was having a little trouble wrapping my drunk mind around how to hold 3 beers at once so I downed mine at the bar. I got back to the booth with my two buddies and wasn't feeling so good. Next thing you know I fill my entire cup up with puke at a packed bar. Later on in the night, no one is sitting at the booth so my buddy walks up to these girls and asks them why no one is sitting there and they just go, "oh we heard someone puked there earlier tonight." Yeah, I was that guy.
Also, fat girls.
Now that all that is out of the way, let's get to the interesting questions I'm sure you'll all ask me.
"A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Sunday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer." The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down, "Why not on Sunday?" A voice from in the well shouts back, "Because on Sunday, it's your day in the well."
Hi I'm JabbaTheGriffin, a 23 year-old law student at Penn State. Let's get a few things out of the way so I don't get bombarded with inane questions about retarded obvious shit. Yes, I drink a lot, but not nearly as much as you think. My favorite drink is a gin and tonic, my favorite beer is Dos Equis.
The most embarrassing thing I ever did while drunk was chug a beer because it was my turn to grab a round and I was having a little trouble wrapping my drunk mind around how to hold 3 beers at once so I downed mine at the bar. I got back to the booth with my two buddies and wasn't feeling so good. Next thing you know I fill my entire cup up with puke at a packed bar. Later on in the night, no one is sitting at the booth so my buddy walks up to these girls and asks them why no one is sitting there and they just go, "oh we heard someone puked there earlier tonight." Yeah, I was that guy.
Also, fat girls.
Now that all that is out of the way, let's get to the interesting questions I'm sure you'll all ask me.
