WarioTrollTime! Objection v Leethoof!

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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 110 | 110
En: 100 | 100
Spe: 71 | 75
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Ragequit (M) | Polarity (U)
HP: 110 | 100
En: 100 | 100
Spe: 58 | 81

BEGIN ROUND ONE

Welcome the the WarioWare arena! I'm Wario, and I'll be trollingcommentating on today's match. We've got two nasty-looking villains on one side of the arena facing a somewhat demonic dinosaur and an innocent ball of... garlic? I've given everybody a challenge to use three different attacking moves, so let's see if they can fulfill the challenge!

Polarity starts this match off, striking Captain Hook with a massive bolt of thunder! Unfortunately, it seems that Captain Hook is quite used to being struck by lightning, as he doesn't seem to take much damage at all! Indeed, he immediately retaliates, striking Ragequit with his powerful, seafaring hands! That looked like it hurt! Facilier isn't one to let up, either, letting a gust of freezing wind assault both Polarity and Ragequit, slowing them down! Ragequit isn't accustomed to taking so much damage, but he copes and slams his stubby arms into Captain Hook with more electricity! I'm not sure how, but it seems like those stubby arms just dealt tons of damage!

Captain Hook has already taken a fair amount of damage, but he's got a trick up his sleeve! Waddling towards Ragequit with his tentacle things, Captain Hook stabs Ragequit in the... gut? I thought fossils didn't have guts. Anyway, Captain Hook somehow manages to extract vitality from a fossil, restoring some of his health! That's just villainous! Facilier shrees loudly and swoops down from the air, slamming his entire body into Ragequit with a powerful force, dealing tons of damage as well. Polarity and Ragequit fight back, shooting a pitiful ball of fluffy weather and a powerful volley of rocks, respectively. It seems as if Facilier and Captain Hook made the right choice pertaining to the most threatening target.

Captain Hook now sees an opening, a possible way to immediately knock Ragequit out! He surrounds himself with some briny water and charges at Ragequit, dealing tons of damage! It seems that Ragequit is still standing, albeit barely. Facilier unleashes rings of energy from his rather plump body, immediately knocking Ragequit out! Polarity continues to attack, launching a small bubble of plant life at Captain Hook, actually dealing some damage. It seems that Captain Hook takes damage from plants! How strange...

Things aren't looking too great for Leethoof right now, but the battle is far from over! Let's see the next challenge.

END ROUND ONE
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 87 | 64
En: 83 | 79
Spe: 71 | 75
-1 Atk, Def (3) | None
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Ragequit (M) | Polarity (U)
HP: KO | 92
En: 89 | 82
Spe: 58 (39) | 81 (54)
-1 Spe (3) | -1 Spe (3)


"I'm 9-Volt. Hello."

"Ganging up on people is never cool, as demonstrated by this last round. Let's see if you can do well without relying on double-teaming."

Do not target the same Pokemon twice in a row.
For simplicity's sake, all attacks that hit multiple Pokemon are banned this round.

Leethoof (Pokemon), Objection, Leethoof
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 87 | 64
En: 83 | 79
Spe: 71 | 75
-1 Atk, Def (3) | None
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Ra (U) | Polarity (U)
HP: 100 | 92
En: 100 | 82
Spe: 60 | 81 (54)
None | -1 Spe (3)

BEGIN ROUND TWO

No flavor this round, sorry.

END ROUND TWO
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 71 | 49
En: 60 | 50
Spe: 71 | 75
PRZ (20) | None
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Ra (U) | Polarity (U)
HP: 65 | 68
En: 88 | 58
Spe: 60 | 81
Taunt (5a) | Torment (4a)
Tailwind (5a)


"I'm here with another challenge for you."

"In order to be cool, you gotta be chill. Are you chill?"

Try to chill at least once.
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 71 | 49
En: 60 | 50
Spe: 71 | 75
PRZ (20) | None
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Ra (U) | Polarity (U)
HP: 65 | 68
En: 88 | 58
Spe: 60 | 81
Taunt (5a) | Torment (4a)
Tailwind (5a)

BEGIN ROUND THREE

With the new gust of wind blowing behind them, Ra and Polarity seem to be zipping around! Polarity begins by twirling around on the stage, suddenly summoning rain that falls onto the ground with soft pitter-patter noises. Ra chooses to be less elegant and launches a volley of rocks down at Captain Hook and Facilier. This strategy seems to work, as both of their adversaries flinch in shock! After all, who doesn't flinch and a sun-shaped rock hurling other rocks down?

While Polarity and Captain Hook chill off in the arena, enjoying the rain and chatting nonchalantly about how they want to kill each other, Ra attempts to join them but is so enraged it can only gape in explicable rage. Boohoo, sucker. Facilier isn't one for chilling off and attempts to pull another nasty trick on Polarity, but his wings suddenly freeze up at the thought of being so nasty, causing him to become fully paralyzed! It seems that Facilier only has one action left to complete the challenge!

While Captain Hook suddenly dashes into Ra and tackles it with a watery attack, Polarity hurls a ball of wet, soggy rain at Facilier, dealing a relatively large amount of damage. Ra attempts to chill again, but struggles so hard with the idea of relaxing while in a battle that the sun-rock actually attacks with a desperate strike! How strange! Facilier has no choice but to rest off this action; luckily, those strange seizures avoid Facilier this time.

END ROUND THREE
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 30 | 43
En: 72 | 59
Spe: 71 | 75
PRZ (10) | None
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Ra (U) | Polarity (U)
HP: 42 | 68
En: 80 | 59
Spe: 60 | 81
Taunt (2a) | Torment (1a)
Tailwind (2a)

The rain is falling. ||||||||||||


"Ignore that little mishap. Nothing would've changed anyway."

"Anyway, it seems we have rain on our forecast. Forecasting the weather is quite interesting. This will be your challenge."

Use at least one move that affects or is affected by the weather that is in effect when the move is used.
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 30 | 43
En: 72 | 59
Spe: 71 | 75
PRZ (10) | None
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Ra (U) | Polarity (U)
HP: 42 | 68
En: 80 | 59
Spe: 60 | 81
Taunt (2a) | Torment (1a)
Tailwind (2a)

The rain is falling. ||||||||||||

BEGIN ROUND FOUR

Ra begins the round, attempting to endure the incoming attacks. Unfortunately, its anger prevents it from using the move, so it lashes out desperately at Facilier and deals a small chunk of damage! Captain Hook is quite unimpressed and tackles Ra with a weak watery force again, dealing a surprisingly large amount of damage. As Polarity launches a torrent of water at Facilier, Facilier strikes Ra with a quantity of vengeance, leaving Ra low on health.

Polarity now summons a large thunderbolt from the top of the arena that comes down and strikes Captain Hook hard. Ra isn't going down without a fight and launches a headbutt at Captain Hook, dealing a sizable amount of damage. Unfortunately, the sunny rock immediately falls to a punch of vitality-draining, healing Captain Hook for a pitiful amount of health. Facilier just slashes away at Polarity.

Wincing at the hit, Polarity throws up a protective shield to guard himself from attacks. This proves to work effectively, as Captain Hook's signature collection of gibes fail to affect Polarity. In addition, the cloud of heat that Facilier summons is completely nullified by the shield as well.

END ROUND FOUR

CALCULATIONS

Action One:
Ra's Endure -> Ra's Struggle v Facilier: 7 damage, 3 recoil, -3 energy

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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 2 | 14
En: 55 | 42
Spe: 71 | 75
PRZ (5) | None
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Ra (U) | Polarity (U)
HP: KO | 55
En: 72 | 36
Spe: 60 | 81

The rain is falling. ||||||||||||


"In order to win your battles, you must be able to attack in a variety of ways. However, you must also be especially proficient in certain types. Let's test your proficiency."

Use only STAB moves; you may not order the same STAB move more than once this round.

Leethoof x2 -> Objection
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: 2 | 14
En: 55 | 42
Spe: 71 | 75
PRZ (5) | None
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Aegis (M) | Polarity (U)
HP: 90 | 55
En: 100 | 36
Spe: 26 | 81

The rain is falling. ||||||||||||

BEGIN ROUND FIVE

Anyway, Facilier attempts a massive sucker punch, but fails miserably due to a last-minute seizure. Polarity puts the crow out of its misery with a small burst of water. While Aegis attempts to reflect a non-existent attack, Captain Hook suddenly comes out from behind and smashes Aegis hard with a massive life-draining punch. Polarity and Aegis pummel Captain Hook with random attacks while Captain Hook retaliates with one last fast punch. Not very exciting.

END ROUND FIVE

Calculations

Action One:
Captain Hook is focusing!
Facilier's Mega Sucker Punch: Fully paralyzed, -0 energy
Polarity's Water Gun: >2 damage, -2 energy
Aegis' Metal Burst: Failed, -5 energy
Captain Hook's Focused Drain Punch: 59 damage, +29 HP, -32 energy

Action Two:
Polarity's Hydro Pump: 11 damage, -7 energy
Captain Hook must recharge!
Aegis' Stealth Rock: Pointed stones appeared, -11 energy

Action Three:
Captain Hook's Mach Punch: 16 damage, -2 energy
Polarity's Weather Ball: 10 damage, -5 energy
Aegis' Flash Cannon: 7 damage, -6 energy

Objection: AOOX
Health: 205/410 (50.00%)
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Facilier (M) | Captain Hook (M)
HP: KO | 15
En: 55 | 8
Spe: 71 | 75
Stealth Rock

Leethoof: AAXX
Health: 70/400 (17.50%)
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Aegis (M) | Polarity (U)
HP: 15 | 55
En: 78 | 22
Spe: 26 | 81

The rain is falling. ||||||||||||

"One-sided battles are never fun! It gives the loser no good experiences and the winner a shameful victory."

"It's time to even out the playing field."

Deal no more than 50% of your opponent's current health with attacks. Failure to do so will result in a 25 HP loss for all live parties.

"Attacks" means both direct and non-direct attacks (Mach Punch, Toxic, etc.). Stealth Rock just does not count.

Objection x2 -> Leethoof
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