-
Welcome to Smogon! Take a moment to read the Introduction to Smogon for a run-down on everything Smogon, and make sure you take some time to read the global rules.
-
Congrats to the winners of the 2024 Smog Awards!
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 1, Gotta Rap them all!
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
I'll be able to post my response come Saturday. I've had the lyrics written up for awhile, but I haven't had time to get the recording together.
RAP ROUND ONE
POKEMON: Heracross
VICTIM: Walrein
Background music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttSMscpYZ4
LYRICS:
Think you can beat me with something like that?
Well I'm gonna grind you with my close combat
Ice typing worst typing I've ever seen
Ma boss heracross is always the envy
Think that you can just toxic me
But wait! I've got an ability
Guts boost +1 it was meant to be
Finish you off quick with a blinding CC
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
Megahorn is just gonna pound
Earthquake is gonna bring you to the ground
Maybe you subbed but it doesn't matter
Stone edge is gonna leave you tatters
A walrus what? So really weak
My giant blue beetle gonna make you leak
Fighting vs ice is just common sense
Better hold on this is gonna be a mess
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
Hail is gone... Oh I'm glad
You be ragin, what? I think you are mad
Putting a Nu in UU is just plain bad
a whooper would do better and thats just sad
Forgot to mention that I might be scarfed
But is it a life orb? A choice band? Hurry up and start
Choose your move carefully or you will fail
Feels like a massacre so 'cross you be going to jail
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
If this was your idea of a good stall
Then I assure you, walrein was made to fall
Heracross be OP, he be standin tall
Ranked in the top of UU he be pwning all
So walrein only standing with 1 hp
Howd he survive that? It's a mystery
You switching to get away with nothing but moot
Wait what? I just called pursuit
Heracross is the boss of all ya newbs
A samurai of might and clad in blue
He beats up hail! Walruses too
So watch out stall and wall, he be comin for you!
Is it ok if someone can give me feedback on my rap? First one I've ever done where I actually written down the lyrics.
You should really try recording it. Written verses are kinda hard to hear internally.
Yo yo yo this tourney is so fly we have hidden easter eggs innit lawl.
Sorry mattj wasn't concentrating enough to see my mouse cursor change into something clickable when I saw the pic, but man that was some sick delivery. Also for the love God Almighty, please send me the name of the original beat :3
Anyway guys, we have two new matches made from subs! I hope this will enrich this topic more but remember there will be no subbing what so ever in the second round, re-read the rules please.
Rodan, get yourself a partner and you can dig in on the fun. And cocaine...but mostly fun :)
Sorry mattj wasn't concentrating enough to see my mouse cursor change into something clickable when I saw the pic, but man that was some sick delivery. Also for the love God Almighty, please send me the name of the original beat :3
Anyway guys, we have two new matches made from subs! I hope this will enrich this topic more but remember there will be no subbing what so ever in the second round, re-read the rules please.
Rodan, get yourself a partner and you can dig in on the fun. And cocaine...but mostly fun :)
Instrumental:Remember the Name by Fort Minor
Victim: Jigglypuff
Listen to it here: http://soundcloud.com/coolking49/metagross-vs-jigglypuff-rap
lyrics:
I am the choice of the champions,
and those who only know how to battle,
never get rattles, made of metal
you found in a baby’s cradle,
you can find me in the champ’s house
at the home of the psychics
you know that I’m always fighting
Kyogre’s my sidekick
All balloons they go pop
when they touch the spikes on my feet
sharper than my shark teeth
which never tasted defeat
let me make this clear like my steel
you cant intimidate me
and if you put me to sleep
watch me sleep talk like a beast
so bitch please get me something to eat
like I dunno maybe a puff
take the cane from lil’ bo peep and stick it right through its butt
then put it up on a flame, like a smore, I’m disgust-
ing I know, I’m the Gross
I aint effected by gunk
I aint affected by most stuff
cuz of my sky high defense
I attack from both sides
cuz I got stats like a Mence
This battle should be a cinch
I’ll sit on you like a bench
Then I’ll nail you with steel shit
screw it in like a wrench
your the cushion I’m the prince
and I’m watching the throne
yeah I’m like Jay-z and Kanye
you just way over blown
you couldn’t survive a hit even with a focus sash
I’ll show you pity end this quickly with a meteor mash
and those who only know how to battle,
never get rattles, made of metal
you found in a baby’s cradle,
you can find me in the champ’s house
at the home of the psychics
you know that I’m always fighting
Kyogre’s my sidekick
All balloons they go pop
when they touch the spikes on my feet
sharper than my shark teeth
which never tasted defeat
let me make this clear like my steel
you cant intimidate me
and if you put me to sleep
watch me sleep talk like a beast
so bitch please get me something to eat
like I dunno maybe a puff
take the cane from lil’ bo peep and stick it right through its butt
then put it up on a flame, like a smore, I’m disgust-
ing I know, I’m the Gross
I aint effected by gunk
I aint affected by most stuff
cuz of my sky high defense
I attack from both sides
cuz I got stats like a Mence
This battle should be a cinch
I’ll sit on you like a bench
Then I’ll nail you with steel shit
screw it in like a wrench
your the cushion I’m the prince
and I’m watching the throne
yeah I’m like Jay-z and Kanye
you just way over blown
you couldn’t survive a hit even with a focus sash
I’ll show you pity end this quickly with a meteor mash
the start wasn't great, but I think it got better as it progressed. It was fun making it.
Ooooft this is V. good. My entry was a joke, but I'll try come up with something before the weekend's up.
Thanks man, appreciate the kind words :) I'm happy with the lyrics but gotta work on the delivery for next round if I make it haha.
My Scizor vs. Kittenmay's Mew
Poor little Mew, not even OU
I've been destroying Psychics since Gen 2
You try to flee, I just Pursue
You stay and fight, I turn like a U
I'm Red Lightning
I don't know why you're fighting
My claws are very frightening
Your face I am Bug Biting
What, you want to burn me?
I'll simply wear a Scarf
Your Taunt does not concern me
You ugly little dwarf
You fluffy little kitten
'bout as deadly as a mitten
100 base Attack?
130's more hard hittin'
"I know Flamethrower!"
I'll just make it rain
"I'll Nasty Plot up!"
Bullet Punch- massive pain
Number one in the game
I'm in every Hall of Fame
I'm a Technician of rhymes
I'll destroy you every time
I've been destroying Psychics since Gen 2
You try to flee, I just Pursue
You stay and fight, I turn like a U
I'm Red Lightning
I don't know why you're fighting
My claws are very frightening
Your face I am Bug Biting
What, you want to burn me?
I'll simply wear a Scarf
Your Taunt does not concern me
You ugly little dwarf
You fluffy little kitten
'bout as deadly as a mitten
100 base Attack?
130's more hard hittin'
"I know Flamethrower!"
I'll just make it rain
"I'll Nasty Plot up!"
Bullet Punch- massive pain
Number one in the game
I'm in every Hall of Fame
I'm a Technician of rhymes
I'll destroy you every time
Oh shit son you ripped it!
"Youre only legendary cuz we through out your disc."
Came by a fork in the road, and went straight
get ape, date rape, walking straight with my pineapple scrape, super ape, lsp, lsd
Horse manure, no cure, big bro, big brr
Snurt, i speak always so curt, momma burt
no hurt, no pain
no feeling, fell for my face
if ha hanot
not worked
noto wrked
joohn loo looker
hon joo looker
barboss'd be barbroach brabroach baabaa ba
get ape, date rape, walking straight with my pineapple scrape, super ape, lsp, lsd
Horse manure, no cure, big bro, big brr
Snurt, i speak always so curt, momma burt
no hurt, no pain
no feeling, fell for my face
if ha hanot
not worked
noto wrked
joohn loo looker
hon joo looker
barboss'd be barbroach brabroach baabaa ba
D.R. Eyepatch here repping West side, fools!
VICTIM: Tropius
Background Music: Well, I had the background for this song in mind as I wrote it. Sadly, I could not find an instrumental only for it, but I need to stick with the song that fits the lyrics. I recommend listening to the video then reading my lyrics aftewards when you get a handle on the beat.
Who do we have? Oh, Tropius? He's pretty chill
When touched by my Ice Beam. In pain? This guy for real?
You'll need that type advantage to even try and contend, fern
Whether with lyrics or with attacks you're 'bout to get burned
Ya think that it's coincidence you're paired with Master Race?
If you use your head a little, storm drains tend to gather waste
Such "fortune" for you is about to seem obtuse
For it's herbivores like me that give your grass a use
In a green hoodie you hide from the sun; have you no pride?
Even if your skin is dark your attack's on the light side
Those four leaves won't bring you luck; a light breeze will make them clip
And what, are those bananas? More like a Freudian slip
So again you are a grass-type, are you s'posed to be a joke?
How can I take things seriously from a six foot toke?
I need not my ancient shell, your ancient fail is tanked all day
With a Stockpile or two, with you, I'll have my way
Alright, I'll play a little and skip the ice offense
I'll let it last a bit for the sake of remembrance
To your Sweet Scent, Romeo, I can't bite a thumb; as such,
A Toxic belch your way will in a few turns make you mulch
I got this with one eye; no, two; no, all three closed
I will spare you the distraction of looking into your soul
Thank me for your secondary type before things go awry
'Cause even though you might have wings, I pioneered the term "Fly"
If you're still having any doubts, just listen to my cry
I sound a bit like a fowl on the squishy side
Although you are my bro from a scientific mind
It's adaptive types like me, not dinos, who will survive
When touched by my Ice Beam. In pain? This guy for real?
You'll need that type advantage to even try and contend, fern
Whether with lyrics or with attacks you're 'bout to get burned
Ya think that it's coincidence you're paired with Master Race?
If you use your head a little, storm drains tend to gather waste
Such "fortune" for you is about to seem obtuse
For it's herbivores like me that give your grass a use
In a green hoodie you hide from the sun; have you no pride?
Even if your skin is dark your attack's on the light side
Those four leaves won't bring you luck; a light breeze will make them clip
And what, are those bananas? More like a Freudian slip
So again you are a grass-type, are you s'posed to be a joke?
How can I take things seriously from a six foot toke?
I need not my ancient shell, your ancient fail is tanked all day
With a Stockpile or two, with you, I'll have my way
Alright, I'll play a little and skip the ice offense
I'll let it last a bit for the sake of remembrance
To your Sweet Scent, Romeo, I can't bite a thumb; as such,
A Toxic belch your way will in a few turns make you mulch
I got this with one eye; no, two; no, all three closed
I will spare you the distraction of looking into your soul
Thank me for your secondary type before things go awry
'Cause even though you might have wings, I pioneered the term "Fly"
If you're still having any doubts, just listen to my cry
I sound a bit like a fowl on the squishy side
Although you are my bro from a scientific mind
It's adaptive types like me, not dinos, who will survive