ASB Arena Staff
Robo-ref C-12 (Sprite by Romeert)
"HELLO. I AM A ROBOT."
A 50's B-movie robot that refs battles. IT ALWAYS SPEAKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and often begins anything it says with the above quote. May or may not have a murderous grudge towards humanity (or at least Ben).
Alphonse Wellingham Georgington von Pretential the Third
"One could say that there is an egregious deficiency of mirth for the artful craft of bombastic eloquence."
A new ref at ASB arena, and the bearer of a mouth as pretentious as his name. He is also scared of ghosts. Has a Staraptor named Socrates.
Butch Q. Waldstein (AKA the chief)
"Lad truly is our star ref. Which sucks, because I really, REALLY want to fire the bastard."
The manager of ASB arena, who sometimes does a little bit of reffing when needed. Ben's shenanigans give him a constant migraine, and it isn't uncommon for the chief to fly into a rage and chase him down with an I-beam.
Super Kawaii Yume Neko Tenshi Moe-tan
"We're gonna have a super kawaii time now deeeeeeeeesu~! ^0^"
A sickeningly cutesy ref that emulates Japanese teen idols, inappropriately peppers her dialogue with moonspeak and emoticons, and is generally an annoyance to everyone except creepy basement dwellers, albeit she's far more tolerable outside the arena. Often refs with her (suicidal) pet Clefairy, Pipi-chan, in tow.
El Sabueso
"You want me to sell out?! HAH! The only thing El Sabueso sells is merchandise!"
A part-time ASB ref and a full-time Luchador. He's loud, he's proud, and if you threaten his title as the undisputed champion of Smogon Wrestling, he'll hang you like laundry.
Ted Billings
ASB Arena's cameraman, at least until he finishes film school. Loves all things horror and hopes to do zombie movies one day.
Ben's Friends
Dr. Musharraf al-Azab
An archaeologist from Alexandria, and Ben's mentor. Overall, he's a pretty cool guy who hunts down relics of the past and doesn't afraid of anything. Tends to get otakuey when it comes to Greek history, though.
Harold Berklemann
Ben's friend from high school, Harry is a lecherous guitarist who works at My Fair Irene. Not the most talented musician, but he's good at fishing out info on local ruins, which he gladly shares with whomever will pay the price (In Ben's case, usually wingman duty).
Elise Van Houten
Heiress to the Mnemonikos corporation and Auroch's trainer, who recently returned from Kalos. Supposedly, Ben dated her some years ago...maybe.
Sumshadagrene Regulars
Officer Bob (or possibly Julia)
Sumshadagrene's version of Officer Jenny (although Nurse Joy is still prevalent, for some odd reason). Like their feminine counterpart, the Bobs all look alike and share the same name (except for one, who was unfortunately named Julia.)
Fergus, Larry and Jim
Three of Moe's
stalkers admirers. Fergus always goes around in a monster costume,
LARRY DOES NOT HAVE AN INDOOR VOICE and Jim is...well, he's kind of an asshole.
Steven Robertson Albertson Leonard Stevenson Stevensonagain Stevensonathirdtime George, AKA Dr. Verylongname
A mad scientist with a really long name and a fake German accent. While built with the intention of advancing mankind, Dr. Verylongname's inventions often do more harm than good.
Robo-Moe
One of Dr. Verylongname's creations. Despite the fact that she's obviously a tin can with limbs and a frilly dress, some people (read: idiots) actually mistake Robo-Moe for the real thing. Operates on Windows '95.
Debbie Richards
An unscrupulous street vendor who will sell anything if she thinks she can turn a profit from it. She's always wanted to be a chef, and would be, if her cooking wasn't a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
Michelle "Silkie" Crommer
Lead guitarist and frontwoman of Cockfight. On stage, she's a large ham to end all large hams, but off the stage? Not so much.
Jeff "Araucana" Steppe
Cockfight's backup guitarist.
Phil "Australorp" Gnutzel
Cockfight's bassist.
Satan
The devil himself. Satan continuously plots to destroy the world so his legions of Hell can rule. However, his plans are always doomed to failure, thanks to Hell's ridiculous bureaucracy.
Lucifer
The Morning Star, sent to Hell for rebelling against God. He is now Satan's beleaguered assistant, sick of his boss trying - and failing - to take over the earth by legal means.
Mara
A
giant green dick on wheels demon of temptation who resides in Hell. Despite his occupation, Mara is too preoccupied with making penis jokes to get mankind to sin. When he's not doing either, he moonlights as the drummer for Cockfight, under the moniker Bantam.
Prosopida
Schneider
The mysterious leader of a sinister organization. Cold, efficient and utterly devious, It's not known what Schneider wants from the world - and until he gets it, he will make damn sure it stays that way.
Adonis
One of Schneider's lieutenants. Apparently orchestrated the Hotekh incident.
Rosethorn
A masked ninja who appears to work for Aegis and Schneider.