Dear Shining Latios/ribeye, you are NBC
You are the weakest of the main four broadcasting networks and nobody really feels sorry for you. You used to be so successful and skew young, dictating the target demo these days, but then your comedy blocks fell apart and your only remotely-successful drama these days (mostly due to your incompetence as a network) is Law & Order: SVU, which is about to get boned by one of your teammates’ shows, the Great CSI. You went bankrupt after the initial SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. vs MUDS REBELS conflicts, but the MUDS bought up your remaining assets.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Change user’s schedule so much nobody can find them". You will constantly change when that user appears where during the night, much like you do with your shows so nobody can ever watch them, which will deter everyone trying to target them except killers, who will be determined to track them through your chaotic schedule changes.
Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX – Cast user in a bad show". You will think a terrible show concept is actually good and ask that user to star in it, which will negate their vote because everyone will think they’re a joke for being associated with the project.
You currently hold a Good Show Script. <snip>
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You are allied with the MUDS REBELS. You win if the MUDS eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the MUDS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.
Quote: We really can’t understand why a spinoff show we pulled to retool, after lying and prematurely canceling its mothership, then put back on the air months later against two fellow procedurals in a different timeslot, got destroyed in the ratings. Or why we had to cancel it.